Do you know what to do if a Zombie Invasion occured?

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ok. ive found a better plan.

shoot. yourself.

no stress. no worries. Happy happy happy thoughts
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Good plan!
 
If there ever was a Zombie Invasion I would.....

go to Sportsman's warehouse and stock up on a bunch of weapons (Pistols, Rifles, SMGs, ammo, machetes and other assorted weapons) go to Wal-Mart, barricade all the entrances and such, have an access to the roof so I can pick off zombies when I'm Bored >:D Have myself a jolly good time playing video games, eating, sleeping, and playing with all their assorted products :) Maybe even get a car or 2 in there so I can bust out every once and a while to go driving around, maybe deflect a couple of zombies off my bumper for the LULZ :D and not to mention ALLL the security cameras ^_^
 
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Find me an mg42 and rambo them all!
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That would be ineffective. Read Max Brooks Zombie Survival book like the other guy had said. Zombies unlike humans wont die of an arm or leg wound. They will only die of a headshot. Thats why the most preferred weapon would be any good semi-auto rifle.
 
so naniekso was our trips to the dillons in the ap bio class was a preperation for this? and you didn't even told me anything.

PS: hate you for bringing up Garret's stupid facebook group here. I refuse to join that group lol:D
 
my prison plan is a better versian than his idea. belive me, i got the shcool tlaking about it. im officialy a leader >:D
 
Well there is a much easier and safer procedure. A zombie, being a dead body with no immune system, no inner heat.

Would either A. Freeze in temperatures below 50 (or become incapacitated) you know...its 40 degrees, your fingers numb up so you have to get blood rushing to them. Yeah well, zombies dont have circulating blood, so they numb up in 5 - 10 minutes fall over, frost done. And done in 40 degree weather.

B. Heat, it takes about an hour for meat to spoil in heat over 80 degrees. So really, you have a choice in the US. Go to canada or go to texas/south america. If your driving, chances are zombies wont get you, unless its those pesky las plagas.

Plus zombies chasing you across borders will deteriorate their muscles so quickly (since they dont grow them back) they will just fall over after about a week of consistant running. You dont need to survive for 2 - 3 - 5 years. You need at most a week. So get a cottage in the pocanoes, or a summer house down in miami. Obviously suriving for a week might be a bother, so take secondary precautions, but a week is more favorable then years.
 
ya but think about it lets say its like 28 days/weeks lator ther not zombies thire ppl that are vary VARY violent so they sill have blood and stuff pumping thru them and thire FAST and to top it off thire not dead but they like to eat and hey if it moves its food so thinking about if if thire hungry they'll eat dead ppl and they can last a loooongg time and sence thire alive they dont rot amd if you in canada (like me) or texas they will eather be ajusted to the heat or they will have on the good coats to keep warm and me and thor have the best idea well its thors idea HIDE IN A BLOODY PRISION PRE BUILT FORTRASS hehehe and a mall if the worst idea sure lots of stores to loot but also most of the walls are glass easy to brake if 30-50 zombies want in but they cant get past a 20 foot high 4 foot thick conctret wall so think about it ............ o ya just nuke the zombie whales ....... also animals would become infectked think about zombie birds or a dog hehehe
 
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Well there is a much easier and safer procedure. A zombie, being a dead body with no immune system, no inner heat.

Would either A. Freeze in temperatures below 50 (or become incapacitated) you know...its 40 degrees, your fingers numb up so you have to get blood rushing to them. Yeah well, zombies dont have circulating blood, so they numb up in 5 - 10 minutes fall over, frost done. And done in 40 degree weather.

B. Heat, it takes about an hour for meat to spoil in heat over 80 degrees. So really, you have a choice in the US. Go to canada or go to texas/south america. If your driving, chances are zombies wont get you, unless its those pesky las plagas.

Plus zombies chasing you across borders will deteriorate their muscles so quickly (since they dont grow them back) they will just fall over after about a week of consistant running. You dont need to survive for 2 - 3 - 5 years. You need at most a week. So get a cottage in the pocanoes, or a summer house down in miami. Obviously suriving for a week might be a bother, so take secondary precautions, but a week is more favorable then years.
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Several flaws in that. If they freeze, its a good thing but temporarily. They wont die from hypothermia. You have simply, just disabled them for the time being.

As for the heat thing, once again, zombies are already dead. If their flesh "spoils", it wont infect/effect them. They are already dead!

Also zombies don't run, they never ever run. They always walk like a bunch of old people at bingo night.
 
oh please. as much as i LOVE 28 days/weeks later, it wasnt that much of a ZOMBIE movie, it was more of a zombie situation with a bunch of incredibly pissed off people who rip/tear your eyballs out and stuff.
 
Wow. guys, you don't have to live in fear all your life from zombies.

1. gather your supplies (Gaming rig, cell phone, game console, pets, BF/GF)
2. Pack your cars and set a road trip to Alaska
3. Don't forget to bring money for games on the way
4. Ask yourself, why Alaska.
5. Answer: Zombies don't have body heat because of no blood. They will freeze.

Live happy!
 
I win, I actually own 23 assorted firearms. Ranging from a 44magnum and 357. revolver to a semi auto12g shotgun and winchester lever action repeating rifles(i.e. the old school cowboy ones).

I have 6 hunting rifles and the scopes are calibrated perfectly for about 100yrd shots, so I could take the zombies out at a distance.

So I would go down to my boat with all my ammo(roughly 1000rnds) and go out to sea. Yes it would be tough to get there because the beach is very populated but I have a truck with a push bar on it and its 4x4 so I could easily make it there. Along the way there is a target and walmart where I would grab as much ready to eat meals as I could then leave.

I would take a small charcoal (or however you spell it) grill and the two bags of charcol i have with me. I would survive off the fish I would get or the food I had. I have a radio on the boat so I could listen for broadcasting of the situation on land. And after its all over I would return triumphant to land to return to my life.

As for people Id bring. Umm my immideate family and a few others (mom,sis,myself, my GF and her parents and 2 sisters and thats all. Oh and my golden retriever and two yorkies. worst comes to worst I eat them lol)
 
yea you would want to carry something auto and good range and accuracy like a m14 and a silencered pistol and a few flashbangs becasue zombies stil have human eyes and are effected by ligh but only a little by sound

pick u Max Brooks Zombies books if you really want to live.
 
yeah but if zombies freeze global warming will evnetualy continue, so they will come back to TICKIGN! AND THEN EAT US ALL!!!!
 
yeah i would find the most consentration of the virus and inject my self and become a super zombie, i would be invisnable(its spelled wrong) no weapon could defeat me muahahahah!
 
If there ever was a zombie invasion i would
join 'em.
that is to say, becoming an evil scientist (like Umbrella)
and rule the world!
 
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So I would go down to my boat with all my ammo(roughly 1000rnds) and go out to sea.
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Only a thousand rounds??? Whenever I go out and shoot my guns, I go through 300 rounds easily in about an hour or two. If there was a zombie invasion, I would make sure I had PLENTY of ammo.

Ideally- I would like to have a minigun with lots and lots of ammo, aside from the smaller arms.
You could mow down hordes of those things with one sweep. See video >>> :D http://youtube.com/watch?v=N7ELhy4_0hM
 
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