Sung to the tune: "Frosty the Snowman"
Demo and Soldier Update
Demo and Soldier update is coming to our servers
With new grenades and rockets for all
And achievements too, say observers
Demo and Soldier update would never come they said
It was made by Valve but the players say
That it arrived when they game was near dead
There must have been some magic in that
Old website they found
For when Valve posted it on the front,
Players began to dance around
O, Soldiers and Demos
As far as the eye can see,
And the players say they could spam
Rockets n' nades just the same as you and me
Spammity spam spam
spammity spam spam
Look at those bombs fly
Spammity spam spam
Spammity spam spam
Someone is gonna die
The Demos and Soldiers knew
That the update was coming soon
So they said, "Let's blow stuff up
all over the servers
now to earn the boon."
Down on Blackmesa
With explosives in hand
Running here and there all
Around the place saying,
Kill me if you can.
They ran all through the vents and such
Right to the spawn doors.
And they only paused a moment when
they heard everyone yell "STOP!"
O, Soldiers and Demos
As far as the eye can see,
And the players say they could spam
Rockets n' nades just the same as you and me
Spammity spam spam
spammity spam spam
Look at those bombs fly
Spammity spam spam
Spammity spam spam
Someone is gonna die
Demo and Soldier Update
Demo and Soldier update is coming to our servers
With new grenades and rockets for all
And achievements too, say observers
Demo and Soldier update would never come they said
It was made by Valve but the players say
That it arrived when they game was near dead
There must have been some magic in that
Old website they found
For when Valve posted it on the front,
Players began to dance around
O, Soldiers and Demos
As far as the eye can see,
And the players say they could spam
Rockets n' nades just the same as you and me
Spammity spam spam
spammity spam spam
Look at those bombs fly
Spammity spam spam
Spammity spam spam
Someone is gonna die
The Demos and Soldiers knew
That the update was coming soon
So they said, "Let's blow stuff up
all over the servers
now to earn the boon."
Down on Blackmesa
With explosives in hand
Running here and there all
Around the place saying,
Kill me if you can.
They ran all through the vents and such
Right to the spawn doors.
And they only paused a moment when
they heard everyone yell "STOP!"
O, Soldiers and Demos
As far as the eye can see,
And the players say they could spam
Rockets n' nades just the same as you and me
Spammity spam spam
spammity spam spam
Look at those bombs fly
Spammity spam spam
Spammity spam spam
Someone is gonna die
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