Okay, before you go off on how there's already a soldier update, I just wanna say that yes I know this, but these are just my ideas. I'm not spitting on any of Valve's own ideas or anything, I'm just saying I have some as well
So here you go.
Maggot Mulcher
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
A special designed Rocket Launcher that was unintentionally used to burn down much of the Vietnamese jungle. This mighty sucker packs an extra wide exhaust port to compensate for the massive outburst of flame this mighty rocket fires. Not only does it shoot a massive payload that has 1 1/2 times the explosive radius of the regular rocket launcher, but it also fires a jet of flame behind the user, igniting any unfortunate souls who may wander behind him.
50% Larger Damage Radius
Jet of flame ignites anyone behind the Soldier
Less Damage.
-3 Ammo Capacity.
This gun is designed to provide the Soldier with more damage radius, but he sacrifices ammo count and damage for it. Each rocket does about 25% less damage, but has a much larger damage radius, allowing more damage to each character. This damage radius also provides the Soldier a slightly higher rocket jump. The jet of flame is specifically designed to discourage spies, or at least to make them hesitate while you fire the rocket, possibly allowing a teammate to take them out.
TAUNT - Same as Rocket Launcher
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Sun Tzu's Samurai Sword
Level 15 Katana
The Soldier, known for his love of war, trained in the samurai arts. He found however, that its teachings of peace and calm emotions didn't sit well with the his "Shoot First, Shoot Second, Shoot Again, and When Everyone's Dead Try to Ask A Question or Two" attitude. This didn't stop the Soldier from keeping his master's katana (after shoveling his skull in of course), supposedly once wielded by Sun Tzu himself. Too bad he doesn't know that it was actually just a useless novelty weapon that could be bought at any souvenir shop. This doesn't stop the Soldier from remembering his teachings while using it, making him a fair bit faster in the process.
Movement Speed Increases to 100% when wielded.
Reduced Damage
This weapon is designed to (obviously) make the Soldier a bit faster, allowing him to catch up to some of his prey a bit quicker.
Taunt "Showdown" - The soldier swings his sword in samurai style, one diagonally across the chest the other horizontally across the torso in rapid succession. This causes his opponent to take a small amount of damage and become stunned. The soldier then does a "Samurai Sheath" and when the sword hits the sheath, the affected player falls apart in gibs. He may also say his "Maggots" line when the sword locks in place.
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The Fastidious Fattening Ribs
Level 1 Consumable
Ripped whole from a still living cow by the Soldier's bare hands, this glistening piece of meat was slow-roasted for the entirety of a Memorial Day weekend. It is said that when it was finished, every bald eagle in america shed a tear. It replaces the Soldier's less than patriotic shotgun, and when eaten refreshes and invigorates him. It does its job so well that for the next few seconds, the soldier gets instant crits. Be careful though, because all this patriotic goodness comes at a price. After the crit boost, the soldier becomes sluggish and cannot fire his gun very fast for a few seconds. Can you handle the ultimate food for the ultimate patriot?
Heals 25% of current HP.
100% crits for 3 seconds.
Reduces firing speed by 50% for 6 seconds.
This consumable takes about 1.25 seconds to eat and only has one in its inventory. To replenish, the soldier must pick up a health kit while at full health or be near a health locker. The idea of this unlockable is two fold. To provide the Soldier with a crit when he most needs it, and to also give him a bit of health. This system would also be good for preventing spawn camping. Allowing the soldier to eat it in the spawn room, then rush out and take care of the offenders.
So here you go.
Maggot Mulcher
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
A special designed Rocket Launcher that was unintentionally used to burn down much of the Vietnamese jungle. This mighty sucker packs an extra wide exhaust port to compensate for the massive outburst of flame this mighty rocket fires. Not only does it shoot a massive payload that has 1 1/2 times the explosive radius of the regular rocket launcher, but it also fires a jet of flame behind the user, igniting any unfortunate souls who may wander behind him.
50% Larger Damage Radius
Jet of flame ignites anyone behind the Soldier
Less Damage.
-3 Ammo Capacity.
This gun is designed to provide the Soldier with more damage radius, but he sacrifices ammo count and damage for it. Each rocket does about 25% less damage, but has a much larger damage radius, allowing more damage to each character. This damage radius also provides the Soldier a slightly higher rocket jump. The jet of flame is specifically designed to discourage spies, or at least to make them hesitate while you fire the rocket, possibly allowing a teammate to take them out.
TAUNT - Same as Rocket Launcher
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Sun Tzu's Samurai Sword
Level 15 Katana
The Soldier, known for his love of war, trained in the samurai arts. He found however, that its teachings of peace and calm emotions didn't sit well with the his "Shoot First, Shoot Second, Shoot Again, and When Everyone's Dead Try to Ask A Question or Two" attitude. This didn't stop the Soldier from keeping his master's katana (after shoveling his skull in of course), supposedly once wielded by Sun Tzu himself. Too bad he doesn't know that it was actually just a useless novelty weapon that could be bought at any souvenir shop. This doesn't stop the Soldier from remembering his teachings while using it, making him a fair bit faster in the process.
Movement Speed Increases to 100% when wielded.
Reduced Damage
This weapon is designed to (obviously) make the Soldier a bit faster, allowing him to catch up to some of his prey a bit quicker.
Taunt "Showdown" - The soldier swings his sword in samurai style, one diagonally across the chest the other horizontally across the torso in rapid succession. This causes his opponent to take a small amount of damage and become stunned. The soldier then does a "Samurai Sheath" and when the sword hits the sheath, the affected player falls apart in gibs. He may also say his "Maggots" line when the sword locks in place.
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The Fastidious Fattening Ribs
Level 1 Consumable
Ripped whole from a still living cow by the Soldier's bare hands, this glistening piece of meat was slow-roasted for the entirety of a Memorial Day weekend. It is said that when it was finished, every bald eagle in america shed a tear. It replaces the Soldier's less than patriotic shotgun, and when eaten refreshes and invigorates him. It does its job so well that for the next few seconds, the soldier gets instant crits. Be careful though, because all this patriotic goodness comes at a price. After the crit boost, the soldier becomes sluggish and cannot fire his gun very fast for a few seconds. Can you handle the ultimate food for the ultimate patriot?
Heals 25% of current HP.
100% crits for 3 seconds.
Reduces firing speed by 50% for 6 seconds.
This consumable takes about 1.25 seconds to eat and only has one in its inventory. To replenish, the soldier must pick up a health kit while at full health or be near a health locker. The idea of this unlockable is two fold. To provide the Soldier with a crit when he most needs it, and to also give him a bit of health. This system would also be good for preventing spawn camping. Allowing the soldier to eat it in the spawn room, then rush out and take care of the offenders.
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