New DoD Ranks!

YoSpankDawg

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I was tired of/annoyed by the based-on-number-of-kills ranking system (that is virtually meaningless really) that exists in the stats right now. Sooo...today I had some free time so I decided to make a new one.

Ranks are directly taken from US Army ranks. Since there are not 1,090,000 eGO members as there are people in the US Army, it became difficult to make "our" system as close to the US Army as possible, seeing as how if I did it based on the same percentages (each specific rank compared to all ranks total), where the US Army has 321 generals total we would have about...an eighth of a general. lol Anyways, I took the same ranks, in the same order, and just assigned somewhat-arbitrary (though you will see pattern) numbers of each, less of each rank the higher you go up. The only exception to this is from Lieutenants to Sergeants. Since Lieutenant and above are officers in real life (and admins in my system), while Sergeants and lowers are enlisted (or e's), I started the "pyramid" system over again at this point. You'll see what I mean when you take a look.

How did I come up with the ranks though, you wonder? Simple. I just took players' scores (all stats taken off of the site at approx. noon EST) and then added 10 points for every hour of gameplay. This way, it is a skill-based system, BUT sheer seniority can still affect it. Some people will get most of their points off of this "gameplay" adjustment, but most of it does come from skill. Either way, I felt both were important to take into consideration when ranking people.

As previously mentioned, enlisted are all of our e's. Officers are eG's and eGO's (eG's cannot be any higher than Colonel though). The very highest of the command structure is taken directly from the "Leadership Roster" on the homepage, not based off of anything else but this.

That's about it. I will post all (active--showing in the e, eG, or eGO clans as of this morning) players by rank in the following posts. Any questions, feel free to ask. Enjoy!
 
Appointed/named upper staff:
? Commander-in-Chief (1)
o JohnT
? Secretary of Chief (1)
o Artimus
? Chairman, Joint Chiefs of Staff (1)
o Kendle
? General of the Army?Day of Defeat: Source (2)
o Slayr357
o FluffyTDestroyer
? General (3)
o DirtyDeeds
o Angreifen
o Duality
? Lieutenant General (6)
o Annihilator
o Johnny Blaze
o Spray
o LiQuiDSiLk
o jeod66
o KillerxDebo
Officers (eGs cannot be named any form of ?General? and also may not compose of more than half of each other rank):
? Major General (8)
o =(eGO)=? GySgt Bullet Catcher
o =(eGO)=? sniperspoon
o =(eGO)=? (IO) SA
o =(eGO)=? Francis Yu
o =(eGO)=? Soma
o =(eGO)=?Sarg
o =(eGO)=? ronpaul
o =(eGO)=? Sabion :D
? Brigadier General (10)
o =(eGO)=? CaptGoomba
o =(eGO)=? FLYING DUTCHMAN
o =(eGO)=? ChocolateVillain
o =(eGO)=? AzzNik
o =(eGO)=? razzle dazzle
o =(eGO)=? TaLoN
o =(eGO)=?LΣMΘИ?
o =(eGO)=?ISURVIVED LONDONBLITZ
o =(eGO)=? TechDre
o =(eGO)=? Tiger
 
• Colonel (12)
o =(eG)=™ Dead(+)Eye
o =(eG)=™ Spartan Man
o =(eG)=™ Bad Brain
o =(eG)=™ Ravage
o =(eG)=™ Bacon!
o =(eG)=™ Dutchoper72
o =(eGO)=™ King Dingle Ling
o =(eGO)=™ Spray
o =(eGO)=™ sylvain3003
o =(eGO)=™ (dp) Solnav
o =(eGO)=™ †Crusader†
o =(eGO)=™ General Nuisance
• Lieutenant Colonel (16)
o =(eG)=™ Sam!
o =(eG)=™ BlackBird.
o =(eG)=™ General Specific
o =(eG)=™ Redneck69
o =(eGO)=™ Pat.
o =(eG)=™ WTFreak->MIKE
o =(eGO)=™ Splat
o =(eGO)=™ lungbuster4417
o =(eG)=™ daVinci
o =(eGO)=™ Brewmaster
o =(eGO)=™Blakstar
o =(eG)=™ Blindy™
o =(eGO)=™ Cpt.Gomezzz
o =(eGO)=™ krazy1
o =(eGO)=™ Meg's A Tagger
o =(eGO)=™ Kagar
• Major (20)
o =(eGO)=™ Sarge_uk
o =(eG)=™Black Panther
o =(eGO)=™ rubberbandman
o =(eGO)=™ Boyle
o =(eG)=™ DoNt BaCkStAb Me BrO!
o =(eGO)=™ Mongo
o =(eG)=™ Wewo
o =(eG)=™ Noobie McDustmaker
o =(eG)=™twobits27
o =(eG)=™ JarHead_333
o =(eG)=™ Trace.45
o =(eGO)=™ BAUMER
o =(eG)=™ Old Monkei
o =(eGO)=™ Currahee
o =(eG)=™BIOHZRD03
o =(eG)=™ JohnnyHomicidalManiac
o =(eGO)=™ Gah
o =(eGO)=™ IceSpyder
o =(eGO)=™Stem Van De Daken
o =(eGO)=™ TheCleric
• Captain (24)
o =(eG)=™ 8240-mc12
o =(eG)=™ Sherrill
o =(eGO)=™ MR.MOTO
o =(eGO)=™ Hedman (no sound)
o =(eG)=™ Sgt. Dierks
o =(eG)=™ Hero
o =(eGO)=™ Jniscool
o =(eGO)=™ WarBird
o =(eGO)=™ paquitox
o =(eGO)=™Giggles84
o =(eGO)=™KnuckleChild87
o =(eG)=™ Dweeb_III =(2479)=
o =(eGO)=™ Jake (Trackball)
o =(eG)=™ t0shin
o =(eGO)=™GoT HiTReG?
o =(eGO)=™ Fallopian
o =(eGO)=™ 47
o =(eGO)=™KrzyMoke
o =(eG)=™ tomi87
o =(eGO)=™ noxx_
o =(eGO)=™ Bergen
o =(eGO)=™ Resk
o =(eGO)=™ Bane
o =(eGO)=™ Suicide_BombeR
• First Lieutenant (48)
o =(eGO)=™ Ărbalest?
o =(eGO)=™ SFC Scott M
o =(eG)=™ Zetas [Crazy Viking]
o =(eGO)=™ Omnica
o =(eGO)=™ Polskie Tango
o =(eG)=™ gothroach
o =(eG)=™ candyman1966
o =(eG)=™ Chulai Knight
o =(eG)=™ Pionier
o =(eGO)=™ Colonel McMeow
o =(eGO)=™ Weaponx3rd
o =(eG)=™ Mugen
o =(eGO)=™ PiPbOy-=MBB=-
o =(eGO)=™uselessgreggy
o =(eGO)=™ BIG COUNTY 21
o =(eGO)=™ Blue Knight
o =(eG)=™"master_p"
o =(eGO)=™ Pilatus12
o =(eGO)=™ Angelus Mortis
o =(eG)=™ Sgt Bradford-USMC
o =(eGO)=™ Efren
o =(eGO)=™ K^^
o =(eG)=™ No Remorse
o =(eG)=™ko_0t
o =(eGO)=™ Creed
o =(eG)=™ Gremlin
o =(eG)=™ Baconbits
o =(eGO)=™ The Shocker
o =(eGO)=™Boer6379
o =(eGO)=™ Allster
o =(eGO)=™ Captain Canuck
o =(eGO)=™ Librarian
o =(eG)=™ The Silent Ghost
o =(eGO)=™ Aknightwhosezni
o =(eG)=™ Nible
o =(eGO)=™ RIOT.?
o =(eG)=™Shake
o =(eGO)=™LadyLuck
o =(eGO)=™ That One Guy
o =(eGO)=™ ST0RMY
o =(eG)=™ RoffleWoffle
o =(eGO)=™ GumBa11Machine
o =(eGO)=™ EliteEnforcer
o =(eGO)=™ RedOne
o =(eGO)=™ Numb3rs
o =(eGO)=™ Oldman
o =(eGO)=™ConvictedCowTipper
o =(eG)=™ Crazy*8
• Second Lieutenant (75)
o =(eGO)=™ Matt With A Cat
o =(eGO)=™ BULL51200-OG
o =(eGO)=™ John 14:6†
o =(eG)=™ D.T.S.
o =(eGO)=™ Nexis
o =(eGO)=™ Mobeus
o =(eGO)=™ Frank Booth
o =(eGO)=™ Bones
o =(eGO)=™ SleepyMe
o =(eG)=™ Jookie2k
o =(eGO)=™ Falco =(2479)=
o =(eGO)=™ Two Listen
o =(eG)=™ krenshala
o =(eG)=™Leeharveyoswald
o =(eGO)=™ Eagle 1
o =(eG)=™ reset
o =(eG)=™ VizierKane
o =(eG)=™beeF
o =(eGO)=™ Vengeance
o =(eG)=™ Cole Winters
o =(eGO)=™Death
o =(eG)=™MilkBoy
o =(eGO)=™ C-WHiT
o =(eGO)=™ CaptStuebing
o =(eGO)=™Elldallan
o =(eGO)=™ Von
o =(eGO)=™ Annihilator
o =(eG)=™motherdeath
o =(eGO)=™ Blue Kaoz
o =(eGO)=™ Hardstyle4Life
o =(eGO)=™ superduck
o =(eG)=™ Kansas Law dog
o =(eG)=™MasterTiki
o =(eG)=™viperblue
o =(eG)=™blue
o =(eGO)=™ Grizzam
o =(eGO)=™D.O.A.
o =(eG)=™ Luckshot
o =(eGO)=™ Sad Sack
o =(eG)=™ White
o =(eGO)=™KingJames84
o =(eGO)=™ Dr.MeTaL
o =(eGO)=™ WILLBUR
o =(eG)=™ Bubba the Hun
o =(eGO)=™ BloodyBunny
o =(eG)=™ MajorPayne
o =(eGO)=™ Solid Brick
o =(eGO)=™ Yebai
o =(eGO)=™AngelCakes
o =(eG)=™ Tonux
o =(eGO)=™Яesistance
o =(eGO)=™ crossbow٩(●•̃)۶
o =(eG)=™tWisTeD_005
o =(eG)=™SPAWNCAMPINGKING
o =(eGO)=™Nutshot
o =(eG)=™ PeaceAndMusic
o =(eG)=™ Claymaker
o =(eG)=™psychosoldier9
o =(eG)=™SiSSY LaLa
o =(eGO)=™ Chuckles
o =(eGO)=™ Carnage
o =(eG)=™ ShadowMaster
o =(eGO)=™ FullMetalDiaper
o =(eG)=™ Highrider247
o =(eGO)=™( . Y . )Pola Negri
o =(eGO)=™ RunzWitSkizzorz
o =(eG)=™ Herman
o =(eGO)=™ KILLERxDEBO Ξ?Ξ
o =(eGO)=™Junky
o =(eGO)=™Foxhound-KD-guest
o =(eGO)=™ TaNaKa
o =(eG)=™ Ryang737
o =(eGO)=EST-Pro:.DragON:.
o =(eG)=™?b!z?g?
o =(eG)=™shadowassassin0009
 
Enlisted (all “e”s)
• Sergeant Major of the Army (1)
o =(e)=™ CornBeefnRice
• Command Sergeant Major (1)
o =(e)=™ jih2
• Sergeant Major (2)
o =(e)=™papadondo
o =(e)=™ Vassili Zaitsev
• First Sergeant (4)
o =(e)=™ Feruk
o =(e)=™ Erich ΞREDΞ
o =(e)=™ hotshot515
o =(e)=™ LIO 07
• Master Sergeant (8)
o =(e)=™ Cptn Death
o =(e)=™rebelyelp
o =(e)=™Rookie
o =(e)=™ Kerak
o =(e)=™ FOXley
o =(e)=™ Ides of March
o =(e)=™ pantera
o =(e)=™ Quumfer
• Sergeant First Class (16)
o =(e)=™ Artillery Man(US Army)
o =(e)=™ Maneki Neko
o =(e)=™ Semper_Fi ΞŜΞ {RED
o =(e)=™ zabrisky
o =(e)=™Noobietron
o =(e)=™ GlockSmack
o =(e)=™ OlD_SnAkE
o =(e)=™ Shazbot
o =(e)=™ Triggy
o =(e)=™ Demonic Thug
o =(e)=™ Casey
o =(e)=™ Raseri
o =(e)=™Coss1
o =(e)=™ hell boy2.o=MA
o =(e)=™ MelmaN
o =(e)=™ spoofman
• Staff Sergeant (32)
o =(e)=™ hk401
o =(e)=™ prime ZERO
o =(e)=™ S@ik
o =(e)=™Spicymuffin
o =(e)=™ Raze
o =(e)=™ Vash(WilliamTell)
o =(e)=™ jommy
o =(e)=™ Leadbait
o =(e)=™ The Bamfster
o =(e)=™ labyrinth
o =(e)=™ Krazy Klown
o =(e)=™ Soldat Brata
o =(e)=™ SFmeepy
o =(e)=™ Chiron
o =(e)=™ GOB
o =(e)=™ world
o =(e)=™ Esoldier
o =(e)=™gunner 2
o =(e)=™ Blood_Bath
o =(e)=™ YoSpankDawg
o =(e)=™ HansUllrichGrimminger!
o =(e)=™TEARITUP
o =(e)=™ Laxgoalie
o =(e)=™Jester<GMI>
o =(e)=™ Sopro
o =(e)=™KillyWilly™
o =(e)=™ Jibit
o =(e)=™ gametight
o =(e)=™ Major K?nig
o =(e)=™ Rockem
o =(e)=™Prodigal Son
o =(e)=™ Raven Blade
• Sergeant (64)
o =(e)=™ Limo
o =(e)=™ Major Malik
o =(e)=™ elle
o =(e)=™ West
o =(e)=™ Mike
o =(e)=™ meepster55
o =(e)=™ Skoal Ring
o =(e)=™Ric Flair
o =(e)=™ Gaz
o =(e)=™ Dark_Fife
o =(e)=™ Grimmjow24
o =(e)=™ Scooby
o =(e)=™ Hellbringer
o =(e)=™Suden
o =(e)=™ Aki Just Aki
o =(e)=™ Batscho
o =(e)=™ Pesky Kitties!
o =(e)=™ UNSKILLED™
o =(e)=™ Darth Revan
o =(e)=™ hihihi
o =(e)=™Eshenbaugh
o =(e)=™ Cpl.Punishment
o =(e)=™ SomfT-
o =(e)=™ PharmDRod
o =(e)=™ OwnageMobile
o =(e)=™ -:StaVdal:-
o =(e)=™ eclipse-sphere
o =(e)=™ Ugly Looking
o =(e)=™ 3xch4ng3
o =(e)=™ Brimstonz
o =(e)=™ Jffar
o =(e)=™ Dunkthoro
o =(e)=™ Big Red
o =(e)=™ BuTTerscotch
o =(e)=™ The Dragon joker
o =(e)=™ Banksy
o =(e)=™ Vash The King Camper
o =(e)=™ Doktor
o =(e)=™ Fabbrin1
o =(e)=™ Pvt. Death
o =(e)= ™ American Nightmare
o =(e)=™ A.J.
o =(e)=™ Jcrisp04sr
o =(e)=™ Ochocinco
o =(e)=™Kha_Boom
o =(e)=™ kaicm
o =(e)=™ ToLkKi™
o =(e)=™rocky247
o =(e)=™ Vectren
o =(e)=™ jak0bk
o =(e)=™ BMWMtrsprts
o =(e)=™ Bloodshot
o =(e)=™ Adorable Miracle
o =(e)=™ General Disarray
o =(e)=™ fat
o =(e)=™ Canadian Invader
o =(e)=™HohnerMoaner
o =(e)=™ Denver
o =(e)=™ CountZero
o =(e)=™ phensel
o =(e)=™ katlyn0410
o =(e)=™ Biker Trash WHO DAT!?
o =(e)=™ Krumlov
o =(e)=™ Boxxy.#ohai
• Corporal (107)
o =(e)=™Drunken_Brewmaster
o =(e)=™ LilDaithi
o =(e)=™ Mista Panda
o =(e)=™ bunny rabies
o =(e)=™ Grunt
o =(e)=™ MikeJr
o =(e)=™ Susie
o =(e)=™ *Euphoria
o =(e)=™SPCollier
o =(e)=™ MickeYY
o =(e)=™ Darkblade
o =(e)=™ The Snoo
o =(e)=™ BpM
o =(e)=™ firelor
o =(e)=™ Leutnant
o =(e)=™ Arrakis
o =(e)=™ HoneyGlazed
o =(e)=™SCEPE
o =(e)=™ wabahn
o =(e)=™Jack Tripper
o =(e)=™ Maestro
o =(e)=™ Cubanboy4
o =(e)=™ Smashedhead™
o =(e)=™gto3600
o =(e)=™ Battle Baboon
o =(e)=™ Ceronash
o =(e)=™ Steely
o =(e)=™ WarliKe
o =(e)=™ Splank
o =(e)=™ Sgt. Milk Carton
o =(e)=™ Seph
o =(e)=™Hammer2
o =(e)=™ Violation_Rollin
o =(e)=™ Mr.Tapdance
o =(e)=™ Kill 'Em All
o =(e)=™ Addy
o =(e)=™ JaYmZ John Walsh AMW
o =(e)=™Moser
o =(e)=™ TxTKiller
o =(e)=™ Bl4ckwolf
o =(e)=™Luthorian
o =(e)=™ El Trueno
o =(e)=™ Armyboy62
o =(e)=™ Melathor
o =(e)=™ AmunRa™
o =(e)=™ Zelpp
o =(e)=™Dag-nab-it
o =(e)=™ spector1988
o =(e)=™Cpt.CherryBomB [ - Isr -]
o =(e)=™ Diamond
o =(e)=™cecil6
o =(e)=™ Ultima10
o =(e)=™ Danny
o =(e)=™usarmy25u1971
o =(e)=™-=(NoCoN)=-.:S.o.S:.
o =(e)=™ Black Dragon
o =(e)=™Mother17
o =(e)=™ SEMPER FI USMC
o =(e)=™ Draken
o =(e)=™RaZoR
o =(e)=™ the flying fox
o =(e)=™ Fish man 14
o =(e)=™ Bipolarbear
o =(e)=™Fluffy Bunny
o =(e)=™Doctor
o =(e)=™ Diabl0
o =(e)=™Lit
o =(e)=™ DoGFaCe SoUlJa
o =(e)=™praetorurbanus
o =(e)=™ AndyM
o =(e)=™ eLiTeOnE
o =(e)=™ NearSighted
o =(e)=™hugin
o =(e)=™ Point n' Click
o =(e)=™ Grubble
o =(e)=™ BUJU
o =(e)=™ Nv* 07
o =(e)=™ JaMiN
o =(e)=™mentalmidget
o =(e)=™ inxcp
o =(e)=™ Ned Flanders
o =(e)=™ lycan6988
o =(e)=™ ahlot18
o =(e)=™ James.d
o =(e)=™ CaptainPinko
o =(e)=™ Knife Ninja
o =(e)=™ TSgt_Maverick
o =(e)=™ Henze
o =(e)=™ Totes McGoats
o =(e)=™ Cap'n Ragequit
o =(e)=™ Panzer1509
o =(e)=™Marius-LG
o =(e)=™ westnam
o =(e)=™killjoy
o =(e)=™Lt.Badger
o =(e)=™jose408
o =(e)=™ Vafik
o =(e)=™ Multi Explode
o =(e)=™ HUNTED
o =(e)=™ Doctor Phil's Moustache
o =(e)=™ Crazy J
o =(e)=™MokiTheOneEyedJack
o =(e)=™ Chadash
o =(e)=™ vctrku
o =(e)=™ WilliamS
o =(e)=™TheRealJagla
o =(e)=™Murph500
All others
• Private First Class (361)
o [All remaining eGO’s]
• Private P2 (232)
o [All remaining eG’s]
• Private P1 (916)
o [All remaining e’s]
 
One last note. I removed all players (to save time) who had NEITHER 1000 kills NOR at least 1 day played.
 
Haha, yes indeed, "Captain Noxx". This is--what I was aiming for--a more legit, earned ranking system. Not just everybody can make Captain by crunching out a couple thousand kills this month. It's slot-based like in real life, so that you got where you were by how you play.

Oh yeah, guys, also...all players are in exact order as well (of this score modified by playing time system), so if you are near the top of First Lieutenant, for example, you really are right on the verge of being good enough as Captain and you're considerably "better" than a First Lieutenant near the bottom.
 
Haha, yes indeed, "Captain Noxx". This is--what I was aiming for--a more legit, earned ranking system. Not just everybody can make Captain by crunching out a couple thousand kills this month. It's slot-based like in real life, so that you got where you were by how you play.

Oh yeah, guys, also...all players are in exact order as well (of this score modified by playing time system), so if you are near the top of First Lieutenant, for example, you really are right on the verge of being good enough as Captain and you're considerably "better" than a First Lieutenant near the bottom.

you should double check hlstats, check my spot on there, then double check your list luls.

-Blue
 
Oh woah! I think I deserve the rank of "Major Injustice"...sorry BlueStealth. I see now what happened. You, thanks to being a recruiter, are listed in the R clan so you don't even show on the eGO list!! Same thing will be noticed with ishanku and xCub4n, since they play on Kalt with me all the time and will give me a bad time for this now prolly.

Hmmm...I must think of a quick fix...special forces? Lol. Really, cursory glance at your numbers, yeah, you'd be up in the Generals too (good news for Tiger? lol).
 
Scag, I'll need to check and see if same thing happened with you. If you didn't show on the e, eG, or eGO lists, you're not on here. I wasn't gonna pour through the dozens of thousands of players to find every last person...sorry.
 
dude, if you had spent all this time on something productive you could have like.... cured cancer or something.
 
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