How does arachnophobia make you bad at swimming?
Dang, good catch, I changed the numbers

How does arachnophobia make you bad at swimming?

1. I am double-jointed.
1. I've had cancer.
2. I have cancer again, right now.
3. I am naturally immune to chicken pox.
4. I HATE spiders.
5. I have my own businesses, one of which is a franchise of a well known gym, and i never use it.
6. I have been awarded 4 times by the city of Philadelphia for charity work.
7. I have only felt loved (outside of my biological family) by my wife.
8. I have only one fear, not to be remembered.
9. I graduated from an Ivy League School, UofP, with a 3.9 GPA.
10. As a teen i was addicted to drugs, and tried to commit suicide.



1. I'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader.
2. I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber.
3. I don't own and have never ridden a dog sled.
4. I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Susie from Canada, although I'm certain they're really really nice.
5. I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
6. I speak English and French, not American.
7. And I pronouce it ABOUT, not ABOOT.
8. I can proudly sew the country's flag on my backpack.
9. I believe in peace keeping, not policing.
10. I believe in diversity, not assimilation.
11. I believe that the Beaver is a proud and noble animal!
12. I belive a toque is a hat! A Chesterfield is a couch!
13. I believe it IS prounced ZED, not ZEE, ZED!
14. My name is JEFF, and I AM CANADIAN!
1. I'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader.
2. I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber.
3. I don't own and have never ridden a dog sled.
4. I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Susie from Canada, although I'm certain they're really really nice.
5. I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
6. I speak English and French, not American.
7. And I pronouce it ABOUT, not ABOOT.
8. I can proudly sew the country's flag on my backpack.
9. I believe in peace keeping, not policing.
10. I believe in diversity, not assimilation.
11. I believe that the Beaver is a proud and noble animal!
12. I belive a toque is a hat! A Chesterfield is a couch!
13. I believe it IS prounced ZED, not ZEE, ZED!
14. My name is JEFF, and I AM CANADIAN!