Article ITT I attempt to review every movie I've seen.

Decker=Android theory

This literally made me throw up a bit in my mouth... Thinking more about it they could ruin so much in that movie...

I wish I had a ton of money so we can have people who want to do remakes just do remasters. If they wanted to do a remake they can do a spin off in the same universe or something...
 
I saw American sniper and the new hunger games this weekend,(forced to watch hunger games against my will) and I was actually impressed with the hunger games movie, but American Sniper was an amazing and moving film. It is really good and it gives you the feels at some parts.
 
I saw American sniper and the new hunger games this weekend,(forced to watch hunger games against my will) and I was actually impressed with the hunger games movie, but American Sniper was an amazing and moving film. It is really good and it gives you the feels at some parts.

I've only seen the first one, but I thought it was pretty solid. Also, I'll probably see American Sniper at some point...military films just don't pique my interest like they used to.
 
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Title: Leviathan
Year: 2014
Country of Origin: Russia
Director: Andrey Zvyagintsev

Plot: A handy man named Kolya is trying to save his home from being bulldozed by the corrupt local government.

Review: Here it is folks, the most depressing movie ever made. Like you thought that holocaust films were depressing, you ain't seen nothing till you watch Leviathan. From a technical standpoint, the film is pretty much flawless. The direction is top-notch and the cinematography is breathtaking. The acting is solid and the whole cast does a fantastic job in their respective roles. It would be an easy film to recommend if it just wasn't such a downer, and normally I am ok with depressing films, but this is bleak as all hell. So I am going to recommend it on the caveat that you might need to take out a script for prozac afterwards.

[8/10]
 
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Title: Hot to Trot
Year: 1988
Country of Origin: US
Director: Michael Dinner

Plot: Following the death of his mother, a man inherits half of a brokerage firm and a horse named Don...who can talk and is voiced by John Candy.

Review: Hot to Trot is a scathing indictment of the dehumanizing effects of greed and materialism that was indicative of the 1980s. Rarely will you find a film more honest about the human condition and the corrupting forces of money and success. You owe it to yourself to see Hot to Trot, for not even Oliver Stone's classic Wallstreet nor the much beloved satire, American Psycho, have the chops to capture the zeitgeist of the 1980s like this movie does. Only a simpleton would fail to see the beauty in Bobcat Goldthwait performance as a simple man thrust into the 'do or die' world of stock trading. Or to understand the magnitude of John Candy's turn as Don the Horse. This is truly a high-water mark for American Cinema and should be seen by all.

[10/10]




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Or, it could a bottom of the barrel comedy that fails in every possible way. Something that could be best described as a cataclysmic misfire or an experience that is only slightly less painful than a case of Shingles.

[2/10]
 
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LOL. I see what you did there

How about another 80s classic that is the pinnacle of 80s action Hard Ticket to Hawaii.
 
Hey Sexy, have you heard bout the upcoming horror film that was released in Italy, only to get banned & now its getting worked on being released here in America? Its called Clown & was created by Eli Roth, who made Hostel. Check out the trailer for it, its like seriously wicked. Havent seen such a horror masterpiece in a long a$$ time!
 
Hey Sexy, have you heard bout the upcoming horror film that was released in Italy, only to get banned & now its getting worked on being released here in America? Its called Clown & was created by Eli Roth, who made Hostel. Check out the trailer for it, its like seriously wicked. Havent seen such a horror masterpiece in a long a$$ time!

Haven't even heard of it, I'll have to check it out. Poor Roth and his release issues. His last film, Green Inferno, still hasn't seen a release yet due to distribution rights or something like that.

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Sorry, I hate correcting people...but two things. I did some research and it looks like one of the film's posters was banned in Italy for some reason and not the film itself. Also, Roth is on as producer and not director. Apparently it's based on a fake trailer that some guys did and slapped Roth's name on it without permission. Roth thought that it was ballsy of them to do that and offered to produce the film...so kudos to Eli Roth for being a cool guy.
 
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I just thought of this one, not sure if you have done this one yet. But The Graduate(1967) by mike Nichols was an amazing movie, with even better cinematography and a great sound track. It's an iconic 60's film. And it features Dustan Hoffman, who won 3 oscar nominations and a golden globe, who can't enjoy this.
 
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Title: To Die For
Year: 1995
Country of Origin: US
Director: Gus Van Sant

Plot: Suzanne Stone has one dream and that is to become a news anchor and absolutely nothing will get in her way.

Review: To Die For is essentially a classic neo-noir type story told through an almost mockumentary or oral history like style...meaning that it involves interviews of the various parties about the events of the plot after the fact. It's an interesting way to go about presenting the story and for the most part it works in this film. The acting is pretty solid, Nicole Kidman is pretty decent in here role...though from time to time her performance veers into camp territory. Supporting cast includes a young Joaquin Phoenix and Casey Affleck, who do a pretty job. Overall, this is a fun dark comedy that worth watching if you manage to catch it on TV or something.

[7.5/10]
 
I just thought of this one, not sure if you have done this one yet. But The Graduate(1967) by mike Nichols was an amazing movie, with even better cinematography and a great sound track. It's an iconic 60's film. And it features Dustan Hoffman, who won 3 oscar nominations and a golden globe, who can't enjoy this.

Yeah, I reviewed that one way back on page 21. Great film though, it been a while since I've seen it...so I really need to sit down and watch it again.
 
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Title: The Thin Blue Line
Year: 1988
Country of Origin: US
Director: Errol Morris

Plot: In November 1976 Dallas police officer Robert Wood was shot and killed during a routine traffic stop. A man named Randall Adams was arrested for the killing and sentenced to death. This is all you need to know, what comes next is pretty interesting.

Review: With the Serial podcast and the HBO documentary The Jinx making waves in the world of investigative journalism, I think it would be a good idea to look at the granddaddy of them all, The Thin Blue Line. This documentary was, for its time, groundbreaking and its influence is still felt today. Morris does a fantastic job breaking down the facts of the case and shows us where the investigation went wrong. If you listened to Serial or are currently enthralled by The Jinx, then you should give this documentary watch.

[8/10]
 
Here's a good one I diddnt see on the list, Alfred Hitchcock, The Birds
Edit: Also you could try The African Queen
 
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Here's a good one I diddnt see on the list, Alfred Hitchcock, The Birds
Edit: Also you could try The African Queen

The Birds and Vertigo are the two major Hitchcock films that I still need to see. I'll get a review of The African Queen up either today or tomorrow.

Edit...Ignore that on the African Queen. It's been like forever since I've seen it and I really need to watch it again before I can do a review.
 
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I thought Sony sold Sony Pictures? After this bomb of a movie they still might...

Only thing I saw missing was a 50ft Larry being killed by "family values"

On another note. Are you going to do Adam Sandlers other supposed bomb of a movie The Cobbler?

Pulled before release and straight to VOD
 
I thought Sony sold Sony Pictures? After this bomb of a movie they still might...

Only thing I saw missing was a 50ft Larry being killed by "family values"

On another note. Are you going to do Adam Sandlers other supposed bomb of a movie The Cobbler?

Pulled before release and straight to VOD

AV Club had something on The Cobbler, they combed through twitter to see if actually got a release and it apparently got one somewhere in Texas and apparently near me somehow...still it didn't even track on boxofficemojo...so it might as well not have been released.

SPE is still part of sony for the time being. The only thing I want from them is the proposed Jump Street/MiB crossover...you know, as long as it's done by Lord & Miller and Will Smith has zero control over the project.
 
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AV Club had something on The Cobbler, they combed through twitter to see if actually got a release and it apparently got one somewhere in Texas and apparently near me somehow...still it didn't even track on boxofficemojo...so it might as well not have been released.

SPE is still part of sony for the time being. The only thing I want from them is the proposed Jump Street/MiB crossover...you know, as long as it's done by Lord & Miller and Will Smith has zero control over the project.

I got to say that did sound amazing when I heard it. Hill and Tatum ended up being a wonderful bromance comedy duo.
 
I didn't even know I wanted this:

Armando Iannucci’s projects are known for their sharp political satire and bitingly harsh insults, as evidenced by HBO’s Veep and its older, British sister, The Thick of It. So when news surfaced that Iannucci has a film in the works about Joseph Stalin, our initial skepticism died off a little quicker than it would had the announcement come from pretty much any other comedy filmmaker. Iannucci doesn’t have many details to share on the movie yet, but he did mention that “It’s a sort of comedy about the death of Stalin.” Perhaps the best way to approach such a brutal figure and sensitive area of history is to “sort of” champion his demise?

Understandably, not many films have been made about Stalin, but the 1996 comedy Children Of The Revolution, starring F. Murray Abraham as the dictator, proved it can be done without World War III descending on its creator’s head. Iannucci is no novice at spinning political tragedies into subjects of humor, so regardless of the direction he chooses with his Stalin comedy, it’s likely to make viewers laugh just enough to forget the depressing realities of its source material.

Source: http://www.avclub.com/article/veep-creator-armando-iannucci-making-comedy-about--216809
 

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