Other Bounty Threads Are Babies

[mrcool]

Yes. That's right. You have arrived at the last bounty thread that will ever interest you. After this, bounty threads won't even be allowed*. This thread makes other bounty threads weep, curse, get banned, ragequit, reformat your hard drive and delete your Steam account. Yes, I said delete your Steam account.**

What's the big idea you say?
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First, the rules. Or, in this case, rule.

1. Dominate someone and post a screen shot. Any server, any time, any class, any rank, any gun, any mouse, any keyboard. You can have your monitor on, you can have your monitor off. You can be drunk, you can be sober. You can use your feet, you can use your hands. You can taunt kill, you can melee kill, you can assist kill, you can sm_slay kill. I don't even care what congress, the moon, your cat, your dog, or your goldfish is doing. (Sound familiar?) If you can get any of those to help you, more props to you.

Unfortunately, since the rules are so lax, there won't be very many winners. There should be lots of entries. I'm not sure how I could make it easier. What's the prize? I will randomly pick one, or if I'm feeling really good, maybe two people who can then pick from one of the prizes listed below:

1. All my casino cash.
2. L4D2
3. 50% of my casino cash.
4. COD MW
5. 19% of my casino cash.
6. Random amount of casino cash. Seriously.
7. BF:BC2 (via EADM, not Steam)
8. I did mention casino cash, right?
9. I guess you could pick another game under $20 if you'd like. Doesn't really matter to me.

L4D2 and COD MW are on sale for a few days (cc is always in style) so I will let this run until Sunday at 8 PM Central. This gets kind of complicated so I will lay it out step by step.

Either:

1. Post your screen shot, your email address, and what you'd like if you win. (Casino cash. Srs.)
2. Post your screen shot; PM me your email, and what you'd like if you win.
3. Post your screen shot; add me to Steam; PM or post with your screen shot what you'd like if you win.

Hopefully that makes sense. Basically make sure I know what you want and how I can get it to you if you happen to win. If I don't have a way to send you the game (i mean cc), I won't bother entering you in the drawing. Also, you can thank Opeth for such a easy bounty idea. I'm tempted to make it a requirement that you post a visitor message thanking him but that would just mean more rules, and we're trying to keep this simple. So simple a W + M1 pyro could do it.

Again, please note that posting a screen shot doesn't mean you win, it means you are entered into a random drawing to win. I will have a random drawing on Sunday night to determine one or two winners.

Good luck, maggots! You were loud and ugly and now you're dead, Amen!
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*These statements have not been reviewed or approved by TF2 leadership.
** These statements have not been reviewed by the FDA or EPA or NSA.
***Wait, what?


Contestant list (4/25 @ 1430 Central)
If you made an entry before Carmine and you're not listed here, you might want to double check your entry. Also, make sure you've specified correctly what you want if you win. If you picked "casino cash" w/o specifying which one (all, 50%, 19%) or if you picked random amount, you might be sorely disappointed. Random can mean zero. I'll use a PHP script, but you have been warned. Just saying.

SKill/Cjaz | Unreal Tournament 2004: Editor's Choice Edition.($14.99)
dopey288 | Plain sight (15$)
crazyrockets | random amount of casino cash
ric | casino cash
TP | 50% cc
Supertrooper | ???????
kotahlicious | L4D2
Marine4God | Game
Cyber Optics | casino cash
Sniper4Life | L4D2
Whisker Biscuit | Casino Cash
[Typhus] | Casino Cash
Sabion | Killing Floor or COD4
/Aqua Blue | Random Casino Cash
Werner Voss | BC2
Idol | Casino Cash
TP | 50% CC
Sonata Arctica | BFBC2
Lava | ????????????
Chaos Cat | Random CC
Carmine | BC2

 

[Green Lantern]

do i still have to be an ego member? or????
cuz i just dominated Sir Mobilize yesterday and ive the screenshot^^

 

[mrcool]

do i still have to be an ego member? or????
cuz i just dominated Sir Mobilize yesterday and ive the screenshot^^

Open to all. I was going to edit my post, but I'll just say it here now.

If you meet any of the following criteria, you are disqualified:

1. Under 6" tall.
2. Weigh over 1600 lbs
3. Use the word flugelhorn in a sentence more than three hundred times a day. (Ew. I guess if you repair them for a living I might make an exception or something.)
4. Work for the Czechoslovakian government.
5. Commute to work via portals or teleports.
6. Don't own TF2.
7. Camp vents in Egypt.
8. Make more than $42b USD/year.
9. Have ever visited Mars.
10. Were responsible for building the Great Wall of China.
11. Live on the dark side of the moon.

Yes, I discriminate heavily.

 

[NixJedi]

Dominate Anyone?

 

[mrcool]

Dominate Anyone?

Yes.

Any more questions and I'm going to ragequit.

This was supposed to be easy.

It's not a trick.

 

[Green Lantern]

ill give my best to drop some screens today

 

[Carmine]

Wait, we can get a GAME? You really are Mr. Cool.

 

[kotahlicious]

past screenshots any good?

 

[Ric]

[email protected] (If you decide to spam me, I will murder you.)

Casino cash!

 

[Believer]

Can these include screenshots already taken?

 

[crazyrockets]

And, now, for an epic domination: Taunt killed on the bridge in two fort! He made a mistake, and I got him! Muahaha. The reason I'm posting this one is because I forgot to save screenshots of all my reflected rocket (and one reflected arrow) dominations
I probably would like some casino cash. I have bf:bc2, l4d2, and can't think of any games under 20 dollars that I would like
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[a pet rock]

Open to all. I was going to edit my post, but I'll just say it here now.

If you meet any of the following criteria, you are disqualified:

1. Under 6" tall.
2. Weigh over 1600 lbs
3. Use the word flugelhorn in a sentence more than three hundred times a day. (Ew. I guess if you repair them for a living I might make an exception or something.)
4. Work for the Czechoslovakian government.
5. Commute to work via portals or teleports.
6. Don't own TF2.
7. Camp vents in Egypt.
8. Make more than $42b USD/year.
9. Have ever visited Mars.
10. Were responsible for building the Great Wall of China.
11. Live on the dark side of the moon.

Yes, I discriminate heavily.

Damn, I guess I'm out then....

 

[FoeFighter]

Open to all. I was going to edit my post, but I'll just say it here now.

If you meet any of the following criteria, you are disqualified:

1. Under 6" tall.
2. Weigh over 1600 lbs
3. Use the word flugelhorn in a sentence more than three hundred times a day. (Ew. I guess if you repair them for a living I might make an exception or something.)
4. Work for the Czechoslovakian government.
5. Commute to work via portals or teleports.
6. Don't own TF2.
7. Camp vents in Egypt.
8. Make more than $42b USD/year.
   [*]Have ever visited Mars.
9. Were responsible for building the Great Wall of China.
10. Live on the dark side of the moon.

Yes, I discriminate heavily.

aw son of a-
why you hate me and my martians?

 

[NCA]

you can use your feet

Sold!

** These statements have not been reviewed by the FDA or EPA or NCA.

FTFY

 

[dopey288]

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id like plain sight as my game (15$)
[email protected]

 

[supertrooper]

Here's one of me dominating (among others) TcVinsky.

here another one of my just dominating random people.

 

[xosniper]

wait, so I dominate someone and then take a screenshot?

or can I take a screenshot and then dominate someone?

I wish this was easier to understand, some of us ate paint chips as a child.

 

[Green Lantern]

i decided to not post my screens..
that'd be to much pic spam

 

[Skill/CJaZ]

Win.

[email protected]

Game under $20!

Unreal Tournament 2004: Editor's Choice Edition.($14.99)

 

[mrcool]

wait, so I dominate someone and then take a screenshot?

or can I take a screenshot and then dominate someone?

I wish this was easier to understand, some of us ate paint chips as a child.

Yes.

Here's one of me dominating (among others) TcVinsky.

I was tempted to make dominating some people worth two entries, but I decided against it. I was also tempted to make dominating cheesepat an instant win, but if you're able to do that, you also probably fit one of my disqualifiers (I hear the Czech's have a mean scrim team) so there's no point in doing that. TC probably said something unrepeatable when you dominated her but unfortunately that doesn't help you here.

Wait, we can get a GAME? You really are Mr. Cool.

Casino cash. Casino cash. Casino cash. Casino cash. Casino cash.

As for old screen shots, I guess if you really can't get a domination in two days time, you can use an old one. Posting more than one doesn't help you either.