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Niceee.
I'll try to get a legit domination tonight. Since I already have those games and I'm not interested in any other - I'm going for 50% of your casino cash.
 
Win.

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Game under $20!

Unreal Tournament 2004: Editor's Choice Edition.($14.99)

:D

Skill/CJaz, why are you tormenting poor boyscout again? Don't you remember what happened to him in the admins revenge bounty hunt? Poor, poor boyscout :P
Nice sniper taunt kill domination!
 
Can I give you some casino cash and then you can buy me a game?


After I get dominated of-course.
 
Open to all. I was going to edit my post, but I'll just say it here now.

If you meet any of the following criteria, you are disqualified:

  1. Under 6" tall.
  2. Weigh over 1600 lbs
  3. Use the word flugelhorn in a sentence more than three hundred times a day. (Ew. I guess if you repair them for a living I might make an exception or something.)
  4. Work for the Czechoslovakian government.
  5. Commute to work via portals or teleports.
  6. Don't own TF2.
  7. Camp vents in Egypt.
  8. Make more than $42b USD/year.
  9. Have ever visited Mars.
  10. Were responsible for building the Great Wall of China.
  11. Live on the dark side of the moon.
Yes, I discriminate heavily.


  1. The word 'you' when written using a normal 12 point font is under 6" tall, so everyone is disqualified.
  2. LBS (location based services) are typically very lightweight software applications, probably not weighing more than a few grams even when printed out. 1600 grams is about 3.5 pounds so we're all disqualified for that reason.
  3. It's a little known fact that when humans think of sentences in their heads, they are actually comprised of tiny images of flugelhorns. One normal length sentence contains more than 3 million flugelhorns. So we're all disqualified.
  4. Czechoslovakia secretly runs all government, commercial and private enterprises. If you have a job or are in school or are even a consumer of products, then it can be said you work for the Czechoslovakian government. We're all disqualified.
  5. Teleports are also a name for telecommunications networks. If you're reading this, then you're disqualified.
  6. Technically, according the the terms of service for the game, you're only renting TF2 from Valve. They own the game, so you're all disqualified.
  7. Vents are also by definition "a means of exit or escape; an outlet, as from confinement." So if you have ever played on Egypt, then you're guilty of camping the spawn room vents. Disqualified!
  8. USD = Unallocated Space Descriptor. You can use 14b as the Unallocated Space Descriptor address, so you're all disqualified.
  9. Played Doom or any other game set on Mars? Seen pictures of Mars? Have ever read about Mars? Then it can be said you've 'visited' Mars. You're disqualified.
  10. In the near future, your time machine visits back to 5th century China will be a direct cause off the Great Wall of China being built. Don't lie, we know you all did it. You're all disqualified.
  11. You know you love/hate/like/dislike/are ambivalent towards at least one song on this album, which means it has become essential to making you the person you are. Therefore you're now disqualfied.
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d78K4rCEfAo[/ame]


C'mon Mrcool, can't you let at least someone be qualified for winning this? ;)

Also, who are we supposed to dominate? :P
 
Wait, so if I give you my casino cash, you'll dominate me in one of those games? But I have to take the screenshot? Screenshot of what - those games? or me giving you my casino monies? :confused1:

I wish this was easier to understand, some of us ate paint chips as a child.
Eated xo, some of us eated paint chips.
 
One of my favorites:

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I win. :)

Edit: Oh, and I'd like to try for the game, please. :)
 
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Alex(at)SummitDigitalConsulting(dawt)com

I'd love LFD2, My bank account is -$40 right now, otherwise, I'd just buy it myself. lol :(
 
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Cash of the casino kind would be nice
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Can I give you some casino cash and then you can buy me a game?


After I get dominated of-course.

I'll trade 50,000 casino cash for one <$10 Steam game. Since you asked.

The rest of you, don't bother asking for this. One time deal for XO since he's cool like that. And since he's permanently very confused. ;) Or he acts it well, anyway.

  1. The word 'you' when written using a normal 12 point font is under 6" tall, so everyone is disqualified.
  2. LBS (location based services) are typically very lightweight software applications, probably not weighing more than a few grams even when printed out. 1600 grams is about 3.5 pounds so we're all disqualified for that reason.
  3. It's a little known fact that when humans think of sentences in their heads, they are actually comprised of tiny images of flugelhorns. One normal length sentence contains more than 3 million flugelhorns. So we're all disqualified.
  4. Czechoslovakia secretly runs all government, commercial and private enterprises. If you have a job or are in school or are even a consumer of products, then it can be said you work for the Czechoslovakian government. We're all disqualified.
  5. Teleports are also a name for telecommunications networks. If you're reading this, then you're disqualified.
  6. Technically, according the the terms of service for the game, you're only renting TF2 from Valve. They own the game, so you're all disqualified.
  7. Vents are also by definition "a means of exit or escape; an outlet, as from confinement." So if you have ever played on Egypt, then you're guilty of camping the spawn room vents. Disqualified!
  8. USD = Unallocated Space Descriptor. You can use 14b as the Unallocated Space Descriptor address, so you're all disqualified.
  9. Played Doom or any other game set on Mars? Seen pictures of Mars? Have ever read about Mars? Then it can be said you've 'visited' Mars. You're disqualified.
  10. In the near future, your time machine visits back to 5th century China will be a direct cause off the Great Wall of China being built. Don't lie, we know you all did it. You're all disqualified.
  11. You know you love/hate/like/dislike/are ambivalent towards at least one song on this album, which means it has become essential to making you the person you are. Therefore you're now disqualfied.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d78K4rCEfAo


C'mon Mrcool, can't you let at least someone be qualified for winning this? ;)

Also, who are we supposed to dominate? :P

Wow. Really. Well I applaud the effort. I think. Truth is, I used to do stuff like this. Pretty decent effort you gave there.

As for your question, dominate anyone.

I'm unfortunately going to be kind of busy this weekend. I will try to post a list of who has entered sometime tomorrow, but you might want to double check your entry.

Two basic rules:
1. Post a domination screen shot of anyone from any time.
2. Tell me what you want (see the list, if you don't want a game from the list, make sure the game you request is <$20.)

If your entry isn't valid, I don't think I'm going to have time to chase you down.
 
I would never take your money for casino cash. Ty for actually wanting to though........I can feel the love.


[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkGDrV_2ehI[/ame]
 
  1. The word 'you' when written using a normal 12 point font is under 6" tall, so everyone is disqualified.
  2. LBS (location based services) are typically very lightweight software applications, probably not weighing more than a few grams even when printed out. 1600 grams is about 3.5 pounds so we're all disqualified for that reason.
  3. It's a little known fact that when humans think of sentences in their heads, they are actually comprised of tiny images of flugelhorns. One normal length sentence contains more than 3 million flugelhorns. So we're all disqualified.
  4. Czechoslovakia secretly runs all government, commercial and private enterprises. If you have a job or are in school or are even a consumer of products, then it can be said you work for the Czechoslovakian government. We're all disqualified.
  5. Teleports are also a name for telecommunications networks. If you're reading this, then you're disqualified.
  6. Technically, according the the terms of service for the game, you're only renting TF2 from Valve. They own the game, so you're all disqualified.
  7. Vents are also by definition "a means of exit or escape; an outlet, as from confinement." So if you have ever played on Egypt, then you're guilty of camping the spawn room vents. Disqualified!
  8. USD = Unallocated Space Descriptor. You can use 14b as the Unallocated Space Descriptor address, so you're all disqualified.
  9. Played Doom or any other game set on Mars? Seen pictures of Mars? Have ever read about Mars? Then it can be said you've 'visited' Mars. You're disqualified.
  10. In the near future, your time machine visits back to 5th century China will be a direct cause off the Great Wall of China being built. Don't lie, we know you all did it. You're all disqualified.
  11. You know you love/hate/like/dislike/are ambivalent towards at least one song on this album, which means it has become essential to making you the person you are. Therefore you're now disqualfied.



    C'mon Mrcool, can't you let at least someone be qualified for winning this? ;)

    Also, who are we supposed to dominate? :P



  1. LMAO so much win.
 
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I almost want to post a domination screen, except I am most certainly going to ask for L4D2, and I feel bad asking people to buy a game for me. :(
 

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