Wardens beware

[PloxBox]

!!!Warning to wardens!!!! Just because you talk loud, makes us want to kill you even more, Some do's and dont's for the wardens shall we? What do the Terrorists thinK?

 

[PureBlood]

Don't play trivia
Don't put PureBlood to sleep

 

[Captain Nighthawk]

Yes this

Well said

Agreed

 

[Mikkel]

Yes this

Well said

Agreed

Rogue Sniper, keep your troll in the cage..

 

[Rogue Sniper]

He's not my troll so leave me alone.

Seriously leave me alone.

 

[PloxBox]

And if your power, hah, i havnt seen a round that the t's havnt rebelled against him, so lesson is, Dont be Power

 

[Dew of the Mountain Type]

He's not my troll so leave me alone.

Seriously leave me alone.

Somebody doesn't seem happy

 

[BokkChoi]

Somebody doesn't seem happy

Somebody seems happy about somebody not seeming happy.

 

[Euphoric]

Wardens! Don't kill people for moving an inch

Bob: HEY HE MOVED A LIL RIGHT CAN I SHOOTZ HIM PLAWKS??!
Bob (1): YEAH GO AHEAD HE DISOBEYED MAH ORDEZZ

 

[Jomigirock]

Naw, all my warden friends don't listen to these convicts !!!

 

[KR Decade]

wow 3 trolls...

anywayz, thats some of the reason the T's went on rampage cause cant hear the orders.
Try relax on the mic guys.

 

[lplkassm]

Can we make a one thread about Jail Server in-general instead of spamming threads about every little thing that goes wrong?

I think that would keep everything organized and keep all suggestions/rules in one nice thread.

 

[DanJK]

Don't leave us in front of our cells for 3 minutes. Id rather be doing couch game more than that. and Couch game is really bad.

 

[PloxBox]

Hah, couch game, its obvious what couch they are going to choose, since half of their team look at the couch the entire time, and the only time they dont look at the couch, is when the warden tells them to listen carefully to team chat, all you do then, is go to a couch they are looking at then

 

[Dont Kill The Medic]

If you don't have bite, then quit barkin', warden ^^

 

[BeanieJ]

No Trivia.
No Couch Game.
No trigger happy Ct's.

~Beanie

 

[BvB]

I hate not being able to look like back or around when walking somewhere.

Man that just makes me want to rebel when any warden says that.

 

[xAcidx]

A note to all wardens.
Do: Systematically oppress, thin out, and decimate the Ts. Your objective is to live. If you happen to be so annoying that the sound of your voice makes them twitch repeatedly - WHICH IS MOVEMENT AHHH SHOOT HIM HE COULD KNIFE ME FROM THAT DISTANCE - Then by all means, do so. eGO is after all a hardcore gaming experience and not community related at all - I mean, were RPing on a FPS, you gotta take it SUPER SERIOUSLY because even though there is no ranks everybody knows the highest killer is always the coolest, suavest, most downright awesome cat in town and that everybody secretly worships him.
Dont EVER try and let the Ts have fun - They are criminals in a fictional jail playing to enjoy after all, and they must be treated like absolute scum. The only reason map makers put climb, maze and disco activities on the map is so you can taunt them as they exit the cells, snatching the saving light of hard bass music out of their existance and drowning them in a pit of blackest math trivia.
Rebellion is to be taken seriously! If your dying you are not having fun! Your existance is worth five others, so who needs aim, just shoot the stack!
NEVER RELAX. NEVER ENJOY. ALWAYS BE VIGILANT. FOR THE T IS THE LOWEST OF CREATURES, A SICK, TWISTED BEING SEEKING ONLY SIMPLE ENJOYMENT FROM A VIDEOGAME, ABLE TO COMMUNICATE ONLY THROUGH LOW TEXT (Which it is completely below you to read, dont even bother) AND MUST BE CRUSHED BENEATH THE IRON HEEL OF CT JUSTICE.
ALL FOR ONE, AND ONE FOR ALL. Or at least until you change teams.

 

[Division 55]

Thats the piont of the game for t's to rebel.They are in a JAIL for a reason.

 

[-King.exe]

Trivia + Couch Game x Same round = Fail warden.

Easy