"Well, when it comes down to me against a situation, I don't like the situation to win." - MacGyver
"Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours." - Ronald Reagan
"One drawback of an active mind is that one can always conceive alternate explanations which would make our scent a false one." - Sherlock Holmes
"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle