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As we all know, each class in TF2 has a type of personality of their own. If you could pick just one animal for each class to describe their personality, what would they be?
If you can't pick an animal from their personality, how about the characteristics each class possess or how you view them by how others (or you) play.

I'll start off with my thoughts:



Scout: Maybe its from the domination line from the spy, but I think a Hare would best fit him. He's quick, sassy, witty and not afraid to take chances unlike a Rabbit. Yet, he's still fragile and if he isn't careful, he will be gobbled up.

Soldier: I think a Lion best fits him. I see him as this older Lion who was kicked from his pride and was forced to live on this own. Yet, in his mind, he still thinks he's the king of the jungle (Savannah, rather) because he terrorizes a local tribe area.

Pyro: This was a little hard, I'll just say a small Eastern-style Dragon. Something that not only breaths fire, but is rather mysterious and unknown. And if experienced, can huff hot air to blast people around.


Demoman: I couldn't pick from a Spider or a Baboon. I think the ladder fits because they are tricksters and pranksters. Their acts can be funny to others, but mostly its to their amusement. Not to mention they can fling stuff at you and taunt you like a 6th grader would.

Heavy: I know I'm not the only when I think a Bear would fit him. Big, strong, steady and deadly when on the move. On the flip side? A popular icon, from toys, cartoon animals, mascots, etc. Heavy tends to be the popular "face" of TF2.

Engineer: I think a Beaver would fit him. He's always busy doing his own thing, either by himself or with others of his own kind. A specialist at building!

Medic: This was another difficult one. I picked a dog, man's best friend. They are used not only for companionship, but for support/ helping others out, especially with rescues and rehabilitation.

Sniper: I think the animal that fits him best would be a Hawk. Hawk are usually connected with hunters and bow users. Not to mention they have excellent vision and it takes timing and precision to dive and swoop up prey from high above.

Spy: Of all the animals, I think Leopard would suit the spy the best. Smaller and more adaptable then the Jaguar, its a stealthy hunter who seems to fade into night. No foe is too much for the Leopard.



WHEW, I'm done.
 
It depends on the person playing and their style, some people play not as well so their animals are different.

Scouts can be like lemmings, just run around, do nothing and die by running off a cliff (running into a large group of enemies)

Soldier is like a wombat. They smell.

Pyro is more like a rhino. They only see one target in front of them, and just charge in one direction until they die.

Demomans I agree, they are poop-flinging baboons. except they poop-spam in one area trying to kill things.

Heavies aren't like normal bears in some people's hands. They are more like Giant Pandas. They are rare, and pretty useless in combat, because they sit around eating and move lethargically, and slowly.

Engineers are more like... darn it beavers are still the best animals for them. Except instead of building useful lakes, the build a dam in the middle of a forest. And then they let dingos backstab them and tear down their useless buildings.

Some Medics are like leeches, they just leech off the top scorer and attach only to them, not caring about the rest of the team.

Some snipers are more like pigeons than hawks. They just drop crap everywhere and SOMETIMES Hit people.

And most spies ARE like peacocks trying to blend in. Obvious spy is obvious! Peacocks trying to be turkeys just doesn't work. But they probably taste the same.
 
Scouts can be like lemmings, just run around, do nothing and die by running off a cliff (running into a large group of enemies)

Soldier is like a wombat. They smell.

Pyro is more like a rhino. They only see one target in front of them, and just charge in one direction until they die.

Demomans I agree, they are poop-flinging baboons. except they poop-spam in one area trying to kill things.

Heavies aren't like normal bears in some people's hands. They are more like Giant Pandas. They are rare, and pretty useless in combat, because they sit around eating and move lethargically, and slowly.

Engineers are more like... darn it beavers are still the best animals for them. Except instead of building useful lakes, the build a dam in the middle of a forest. And then they let dingos backstab them and tear down their useless buildings.

Some Medics are like leeches, they just leech off the top scorer and attach only to them, not caring about the rest of the team.

Some snipers are more like pigeons than hawks. They just drop crap everywhere and SOMETIMES Hit people.

And most spies ARE like peacocks trying to blend in. Obvious spy is obvious! Peacocks trying to be turkeys just doesn't work. But they probably taste the same.


This made me laugh. This is like the fail version for the classes.
 
Spy would be a ditto, a blob that can morph into other things. POKEMON ARE ANIMALS TOO! I shall take no objections on that matter =P
 
Spy would be a ditto, a blob that can morph into other things. POKEMON ARE ANIMALS TOO! I shall take no objections on that matter =P

AWW! No objection from me!

:x

Scoot: Grovyle
Solly: Loudred
Pyro: Charmeleon
Demo: Forretress
Heavy: Ursaring
Engie: Megaton
Medic: Miltank
Snipah: Seadra
Spah: Ditto
 
it depends on the person playing and their style, some people play not as well so their animals are different.

Scouts can be like lemmings, just run around, do nothing and die by running off a cliff (running into a large group of enemies)

soldier is like a wombat. They smell.

Pyro is more like a rhino. They only see one target in front of them, and just charge in one direction until they die.

Demomans i agree, they are poop-flinging baboons. Except they poop-spam in one area trying to kill things.

Heavies aren't like normal bears in some people's hands. They are more like giant pandas. They are rare, and pretty useless in combat, because they sit around eating and move lethargically, and slowly.

Engineers are more like... Darn it beavers are still the best animals for them. Except instead of building useful lakes, the build a dam in the middle of a forest. And then they let dingos backstab them and tear down their useless buildings.

Some medics are like leeches, they just leech off the top scorer and attach only to them, not caring about the rest of the team.

Some snipers are more like pigeons than hawks. They just drop crap everywhere and sometimes hit people.

And most spies are like peacocks trying to blend in. Obvious spy is obvious! Peacocks trying to be turkeys just doesn't work. But they probably taste the same.

oh god i lol'd >.<!!
 
Sniper is a turtle, because he doesn't move a lot and has a shell (razorback).
 
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