Dew's 21st bday achievement list

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Dew of the Mountain Type

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OK guys, as some of you may know, this friday is going to be my 21st bday!! so my friends being how they are decided to come up with an achievement list for me to do while im "Celebrating" so here's the 16th feats that i will do in the name of of.... well i dont know who but lets do it! (all in one weekend)

1. 3 bottle of beers in under 1 minute, any method
2. Pass out in less 45 minutes
3. Suicide alcoholic drink chug
4. 30 beers total
5. 60 beers total
6. Do the robot for 30 seconds while intoxicated "judged by friends"
7. Having a phone conversation for more then 30 seconds while highly intoxicated with a store
8. Trying to sell a used vacuum to a neighbor while highly intoxicated
9. Eat a bowl of cereal using beer as milk
10. Do a treasure hunt for the last beer while drunk
11. Play counter strike after 20 beers ( Optional get a 4 kill streak )
12. Irish jig in a public place for 1 minutes (Bonus, if done alone)
13. Go to the local grocery and drive through it on a tricycle until asked to leave
14. Obtain Burger King crown and attempt to convince 5 strangers that you are the king of Bavaria
15. Where a guile suit and go into local grocery store, prone ( Laying down) around trying to get to the toilet paper unseen the proceed to buy. (after 10 beers)
16. And have a classic " i have an idea moment " with my friend and follow through with it completely ( While highly intoxicated)

And for the bonus round!!! - Sell girl scout cookies to the police department while highly intoxicated.
 
Why does everything on that list involve alcohol? I think somebodys going to die, let me get the grave ready :P
 
Epic win.

13. Go to the local grocery and drive through it on a tricycle until asked to leave
While intoxicated i hope
 
You should probably plan out the order of these achievements while sober to achieve the maximum possible score!
 
Ive already made your coffin. Its ready when your done.
 
What does this have to do with css besides one of them?
Oh and you will most likely get arrested for that last bonus one.
 
Yeaaahhh, Don't drive, don't die, and don't get banned are the only things I can say.
 
When you get arrested during the bonus round just remember.....
I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS!!
 
1. 3 bottle of beers in under 1 minute, any method
2. Pass out in less 45 minutes
3. Suicide alcoholic drink chug
4. 30 beers total
5. 60 beers total
6. Do the robot for 30 seconds while intoxicated "judged by friends"
7. Having a phone conversation for more then 30 seconds while highly intoxicated with a store
8. Trying to sell a used vacuum to a neighbor while highly intoxicated
9. Eat a bowl of cereal using beer as milk
10. Do a treasure hunt for the last beer while drunk
11. Play counter strike after 20 beers ( Optional get a 4 kill streak )
12. Irish jig in a public place for 1 minutes (Bonus, if done alone)
13. Go to the local grocery and drive through it on a tricycle until asked to leave
14. Obtain Burger King crown and attempt to convince 5 strangers that you are the king of Bavaria
15. Where a guile suit and go into local grocery store, prone ( Laying down) around trying to get to the toilet paper unseen the proceed to buy. (after 10 beers)
16. And have a classic " i have an idea moment " with my friend and follow through with it completely ( While highly intoxicated)
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^^^
Dew at any given time.

Do something else.
 
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