Thats right folks, today marks a special day in history, as our resident Admin trainer turns 17! To make this day even better, I have listed some of the things that SRG has done.
1. SRG has saved over 30 plastic milk jugs from being turned into cases for Taylor Swift albums.
2. SRG once lived inside a television for 6 years.
3. SRG has participated in 58 fights against various woodland creatures. This includes bears, rabbits, and the elusive leprechaun.
4. SRG has made a list of people who like to make camp outside Apple stores for the newest products on release day, and plans to hunt down and personally punch each and every one of them.
5. SRG stole the cookies from the cookie jar. Deal with it.
6. SRG plays Marco Polo, while walking down the street.
7. SRG once saved Canada from a moose infestation, and as an reward receives Celene Dion albums weekly.
8. SRG once rallied to rename the Shoutbox to "That place where we can keep Darth"
9. SRG is the only human to ever light a match under water.
10. SRG makes it a habit to not turn left while in public.
11. SRG prefers paper over plastic when he stops at grocery stores. Paper makes him more aerodynamic when he leaps from building to building.
12. SRG has sparked controversy over the past few years for sponsoring a day where the daily newspaper is replaced with Calvin and Hobbes comics.
13. SRG is the president of exactly 134 fight clubs.
14. SRG once microwaved a roll of tin foil and used it as a weapon to save a defenseless civilian from a bloodthirsty villain.
These are all the facts I can give to you for now. If I give out any more I have to pay Some Random Guy in royalties.
Happy Birthday SRG! Go spam his profile
1. SRG has saved over 30 plastic milk jugs from being turned into cases for Taylor Swift albums.
2. SRG once lived inside a television for 6 years.
3. SRG has participated in 58 fights against various woodland creatures. This includes bears, rabbits, and the elusive leprechaun.
4. SRG has made a list of people who like to make camp outside Apple stores for the newest products on release day, and plans to hunt down and personally punch each and every one of them.
5. SRG stole the cookies from the cookie jar. Deal with it.
6. SRG plays Marco Polo, while walking down the street.
7. SRG once saved Canada from a moose infestation, and as an reward receives Celene Dion albums weekly.
8. SRG once rallied to rename the Shoutbox to "That place where we can keep Darth"
9. SRG is the only human to ever light a match under water.
10. SRG makes it a habit to not turn left while in public.
11. SRG prefers paper over plastic when he stops at grocery stores. Paper makes him more aerodynamic when he leaps from building to building.
12. SRG has sparked controversy over the past few years for sponsoring a day where the daily newspaper is replaced with Calvin and Hobbes comics.
13. SRG is the president of exactly 134 fight clubs.
14. SRG once microwaved a roll of tin foil and used it as a weapon to save a defenseless civilian from a bloodthirsty villain.
These are all the facts I can give to you for now. If I give out any more I have to pay Some Random Guy in royalties.
Happy Birthday SRG! Go spam his profile
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