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My adopted son Timmy asked me to write a thank you and list some of the presents he received from EGO members.
From Uncle Artimus: A copy of his autobiography, "Drugs and Wild Women! My Life"
From Aunt Rashell: A promise to be his new Mommy after reading the above listed book.
From Uncle Slayr: An experimental cereal called "Venison Crispies". Snap Crackle and BLAM! Also a copy of the book, ""Bambi's Mom Was Just Askin' For it".
From Uncle Baron Rojo: Some brownies from Colombia (which appear to have improved ALL of his sports activities. Go figure)
From Uncle Mr. Bucket: A fully functioning MG-42 to deal with the neighborhood kids.
From Uncle Alias: A round trip ticket to Holland where he can "Really tke down" (confiscated by Daddy Starbuck).
From Uncle Kamikaze Tommy: His old insulin pump ( now a part of Timmy's aquarium).
From Uncle John T.: A gift card to sue anybody anywhere at any time whether they deserve it or not.
From Uncle Harbinger: A copy of his pamphlet "The Garand Is Your Friend but DON'T Try to Have Sex With It".
From Uncle Easy Kill: Free lessons on how to punch Slayr 5 times in a row.
From Aunt Fluffy: A copy of Fluffy Hacks 3.1
From Sudden Death: A deed to one of his camping spots on Donner.
From Cousin Kaos: Lessons on how to get punched by Slayr 5 times in a row.
From Cousin Blindsfell: His old video card (He suggested that we use it as a doorstop.
From Daddy Starbuck: A new piece of wood to play with (the old one was wearing out)
Well, that's a partial list of Little Timmy's gifts and he wants to thank you all for a Merry Christmas as do I.
Tech
From Uncle Artimus: A copy of his autobiography, "Drugs and Wild Women! My Life"
From Aunt Rashell: A promise to be his new Mommy after reading the above listed book.
From Uncle Slayr: An experimental cereal called "Venison Crispies". Snap Crackle and BLAM! Also a copy of the book, ""Bambi's Mom Was Just Askin' For it".
From Uncle Baron Rojo: Some brownies from Colombia (which appear to have improved ALL of his sports activities. Go figure)
From Uncle Mr. Bucket: A fully functioning MG-42 to deal with the neighborhood kids.
From Uncle Alias: A round trip ticket to Holland where he can "Really tke down" (confiscated by Daddy Starbuck).
From Uncle Kamikaze Tommy: His old insulin pump ( now a part of Timmy's aquarium).
From Uncle John T.: A gift card to sue anybody anywhere at any time whether they deserve it or not.
From Uncle Harbinger: A copy of his pamphlet "The Garand Is Your Friend but DON'T Try to Have Sex With It".
From Uncle Easy Kill: Free lessons on how to punch Slayr 5 times in a row.
From Aunt Fluffy: A copy of Fluffy Hacks 3.1
From Sudden Death: A deed to one of his camping spots on Donner.
From Cousin Kaos: Lessons on how to get punched by Slayr 5 times in a row.
From Cousin Blindsfell: His old video card (He suggested that we use it as a doorstop.
From Daddy Starbuck: A new piece of wood to play with (the old one was wearing out)
Well, that's a partial list of Little Timmy's gifts and he wants to thank you all for a Merry Christmas as do I.
Tech
