Little Timmy Thanks You All

Sgt. Starbuck

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My adopted son Timmy asked me to write a thank you and list some of the presents he received from EGO members.

From Uncle Artimus: A copy of his autobiography, "Drugs and Wild Women! My Life"

From Aunt Rashell: A promise to be his new Mommy after reading the above listed book.

From Uncle Slayr: An experimental cereal called "Venison Crispies". Snap Crackle and BLAM! Also a copy of the book, ""Bambi's Mom Was Just Askin' For it".

From Uncle Baron Rojo: Some brownies from Colombia (which appear to have improved ALL of his sports activities. Go figure)

From Uncle Mr. Bucket: A fully functioning MG-42 to deal with the neighborhood kids.

From Uncle Alias: A round trip ticket to Holland where he can "Really tke down" (confiscated by Daddy Starbuck).

From Uncle Kamikaze Tommy: His old insulin pump ( now a part of Timmy's aquarium).

From Uncle John T.: A gift card to sue anybody anywhere at any time whether they deserve it or not.

From Uncle Harbinger: A copy of his pamphlet "The Garand Is Your Friend but DON'T Try to Have Sex With It".

From Uncle Easy Kill: Free lessons on how to punch Slayr 5 times in a row.

From Aunt Fluffy: A copy of Fluffy Hacks 3.1

From Sudden Death: A deed to one of his camping spots on Donner.

From Cousin Kaos: Lessons on how to get punched by Slayr 5 times in a row.

From Cousin Blindsfell: His old video card (He suggested that we use it as a doorstop.

From Daddy Starbuck: A new piece of wood to play with (the old one was wearing out)

Well, that's a partial list of Little Timmy's gifts and he wants to thank you all for a Merry Christmas as do I.

Tech
 
Tech, tell him Ill give him his gift of expired twinkies on his birthday, I was too busy to ship it to him :)


Thanks for getting him that piece of wood, he would be sad if he didnt have any more
 
Tech! How could you forget my present? My Hammer gave an autograph to Little Timmy's face!
 

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