unfit nerds of DoD, wanna get jacked?

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are you tired of being overweight and inactive, are you tired of being lazy and skinny, but are u too glued to the computer to go to a gym...your solution is here. For the last 5 months I have been working out everyday, and im in the best shape of my life, whats it take u ask? everytime u take a DoD break for a cigarette or a glass of water, do 15 pushups, do this 4 or 5 times a day and within a few months you'll notice ur pecks are noticabbly more toned and stronger. wanna work those arms? leave some free weights near the computer and do a set of 10 for each arm, do this multiple times a day and before you know it you're arms are bigger. seriously if ur not confident about your appearence jus try it for a few months i call it the lazy mans way to get into shape

it takes about 3 or 4 weeks to get it into ur routine but when u do u'll wonder why u didnt start earlier
 
nice ManBearPig agreed man lol though i've been going out to eat a lot lately but w/e.. genetics FTW! lol
 
Pfft, who cares about being bigger and stronger? What, is that going to impress your girl?

You should instead try weighing 105lbs at 5'10'', having maintained that weight and height for five years by doing absolutely nothing but sitting at your computer chair, playing games and considering the nature of human interaction. Will you be ripped? No. Will you be amazing? Yes.

...haha, who am I kidding. None of you folks have a chance at becoming me.

:D
 
I dont live by the saying "my body is my temple"
NOOOO "my body is my trash can" :P COLA,CIGARETTES, AND JUNKFOOF FTW ! :P
 
Meh, im going to the gym in 2 hours, i go to gym 3 times a week. Each time i do a two-hour workout, so no weight problems for me. I'm 70 kg and 180 cm.
 
Thankfully I was born with a forgiving metabolism, I can eat loads and never put weight on. Plus I play football (soccer) three times a week. Plus once more competitively, which takes a lot of energy I tell thee.


lol @ Flea, we can all at least try buddy
 
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Pfft, who cares about being bigger and stronger? What, is that going to impress your girl?

You should instead try weighing 105lbs at 5'10'', having maintained that weight and height for five years by doing absolutely nothing but sitting at your computer chair, playing games and considering the nature of human interaction. Will you be ripped? No. Will you be amazing? Yes.

...haha, who am I kidding. None of you folks have a chance at becoming me.

:D
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all i need is your awesome duke nukem godlike voice and to drop 25 pounds and im set :P
 
LOL i don't need this tip no offense cause my football coach comes over and stuff and he helps me work out and if he sees me on the computer he will unplug it. He is like another dad for me... Just trying to help me get into college with a scholarship.
 
Why cant we do Sit-Ups instead i prefer them as i can only do about 7 MAX pushups ( no joke ) haha
 
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