If you had...

[Dead Tom]

If you had a piece of string what would you do with it? Most creative, realistic answer will win 100K CC. You must answer in a full sentence to be able to win.

Must be eGO appropriate.

 

[Vanilla]

I would attatch it to the nerves in cryptex's brain so when I pulled it, it does something random each time. Like sneeze or go blind ! I could cut the string in to strands that control different parts of his brain and color code them! Pink would be his emotions, purple would be his somatic nervous system and blue could be his autonomic nervous system! I could make him laugh histarically while he pees his pants and punches himself in the face repeatedly! !

 

[Dutchoper72]

Well i could do many things like wrap it around my finger, use it as a whip, kill someone with it,cut off circulation,stuff it in a lock so the key won't work,tie my shoe,put it around some grenades and throw it at an enemy, short circuit a computer with it, strangle someone, and put it around a claymore so when a enemy steps on it he gets blown to bits.(I could think of more but i don't feel like making a book out of this.)

 

[Dr.Compton]

Tie it around my finger to remember something important.

 

[reaLizee]

pends on how long it is, to run beside my room. i would make it to Power my computer, tie it to a drummer knob, so when you pull it, it will hit the power button. But cant pull it to hard, dont want to mess up your computer:sneaky2:

 

[BokkChoi]

I'd probably use it to rig up some kind of prank on my sister. Like a trigger for a lever to throw a pie in her face when she wakes up in the morning.

 

[bleblablueble]

Tie it around my tooth have my brother slam the door on it to, no dentist for me.

 

[Madvillain]

I'd tie it around my finger to prevent blood circulation because I just bitten off in a bar fight, and the paramedics are taking too long. (FDNY, lol) I was loosing a decent amount of blood so it helped.

 

[JavaBasher]

I'd do what Macgyver would've done, disarm bombs and make wacky contraptions.

 

[shake_n_bake]

i would find it a lady string, then they can have a happy string family and live happily stringly after

 

[TheyCallMeC]

with my piece of string i would conquer all of mankind. it would not be hard.
i simply go back in time, to when george bush was in office, and i dangle the string before him. he becomes enthralled with the string like a playful kitten. he pleads with me "please C ill do anything for that scrap of string!"
"anything you say?"
i walk out of his office one string lighter but holding in my hands the nuclear launch codes.
and with them i know that all of humanity is within my grasp.
i make my way to cheyenne mountain. once safely inside its mountainy comfort i launch the entire united states nuclear arsenal in a way that will irradiate the whole globe. after the dust settles i emerge from my lair, and take my rightful place as the king of the wasteland

 

[Dead Tom]

Unfortunately, there was nothing about a time machine mentioned so you do not have one, nor the means to build one. Also crafting and trading have not been created so throw that out the window too. But the easiest part is how will you be getting close enough to dangle a string in front of a President's face? And scene.

with my piece of string i would conquer all of mankind. it would not be hard.
i simply go back in time, to when george bush was in office, and i dangle the string before him. he becomes enthralled with the string like a playful kitten. he pleads with me "please C ill do anything for that scrap of string!"
"anything you say?"
i walk out of his office one string lighter but holding in my hands the nuclear launch codes.
and with them i know that all of humanity is within my grasp.
i make my way to cheyenne mountain. once safely inside its mountainy comfort i launch the entire united states nuclear arsenal in a way that will irradiate the whole globe. after the dust settles i emerge from my lair, and take my rightful place as the king of the wasteland

 

[TheyCallMeC]

well then in that case ill glue these googly eyes ive got to the string and make a stop motion video using my webcam and call it "Stringy the Super Cool String That Thought He Was A Worm"