The truth about DoD:S leadership

[HeadShot]

Greenlight is old school. Been with him since the start. I remember those Strand scrims you old DAMbuster

 

[Kiwi]

Guess I don't get a write up. O revoked. Spray can you handle that for me please?

I see no DoD tag under your eGO:biggrin:

 

[YoSpankDawg]

I see no DoD tag under your eGO:biggrin:

Oh snap! Told. How did I not notice that?!

 

[Dutchoper72]

+1 for major kissing butt

 

[YoSpankDawg]

+1 for major kissing butt

Dutch, if you understood some of the things that have happened between myself and these guys, you'd know that it isn't kissing butt so much as I have been a major pain in their butts in a defiant and public manner, so it's only right that I address that and apologize for it (I'm sorry guys) in just as public of a way.

It seems very out of character for me, but that's the point because...well...I've ticked off all of these guys at least once (for some it's like once a month) but I'm still around, and to think it's because I can't be gotten rid of would be ridiculous and foolish.

I know a lot of people have been posting things on the General forums about "oh I love eGO and our leadership so much" muahmuahmuahmuah *kiss kiss kiss* when they've already been getting along with everybody (or in some cases flying under the radar). I can only hope that this thread, considering the source and circumstances, would actually mean something and be the start of a sort of healing and transformation process.

 

[CUB4N]

its a load of malarky.... kissing butt is probably part of his scheme.... he just hasnt told us yet... remember this way back when.....

Oh-so-long-ago I posted about how I planned to become an eG. Now that I am, in fact, an eG, I think that you are all wondering what I intend to do to get that 'O'!

Since eGO is higher than eG, this will take at least 2x the amount of steps.

SO, here it goes:

1) Super-insta-perma-Ban all fellow eG's, thus eliminating my competition.

2) Why stop there? I'll just ban everybody. This will surely teach everybody how good I am at it! And when they see how good I am, my new ban-hammer will be in the mail ASAP!

3) Reincarnate ronpaul. Dude has just fallen off the face of the planet. We can rebuild him though--we have the technology. :chair:

4) Join every single last group known to eGO's existence so spread my authority about the land.

5) Vow to no longer use any emoticons.
STATUS: Failed

6) Recognize, for once, that a gun other than he K98 exists and that I am allowed to used it.

7) Hire a skywriter. Or maybe one of those planes that fly promotional banners behind them. OOH. ORRRRR hire a plane that will do both at once!

8) Make G-rated, comforting, posts for our wonderful Children's Social Services Division. Twilight and ponies and myspace.com!

9) Become King of South Dakota.

10) Just continue to be me and do my thing...

i think we all know what is next.....:glare:

 

[Dutchoper72]

Dutch, if you understood some of the things that have happened between myself and these guys, you'd know that it isn't kissing butt so much as I have been a major pain in their butts in a defiant and public manner, so it's only right that I address that and apologize for it (I'm sorry guys) in just as public of a way.

It seems very out of character for me, but that's the point because...well...I've ticked off all of these guys at least once (for some it's like once a month) but I'm still around, and to think it's because I can't be gotten rid of would be ridiculous and foolish.

I know a lot of people have been posting things on the General forums about "oh I love eGO and our leadership so much" muahmuahmuahmuah *kiss kiss kiss* when they've already been getting along with everybody (or in some cases flying under the radar). I can only hope that this thread, considering the source and circumstances, would actually mean something and be the start of a sort of healing and transformation process.

lol the true question is who have you not ticked off, and i dont get into drama in clans that stuff is for real life people that you know

 

[YoSpankDawg]

its a load of malarky.... kissing butt is probably part of his scheme.... he just hasnt told us yet... remember this way back when.....

i think we all know what is next.....:glare:

BAHAHAHA. I had so much fun writing that. Hey here's a recap:

1) Super-insta-perma-Ban all fellow eG's, thus eliminating my competition.
Failed.

2) Why stop there? I'll just ban everybody. This will surely teach everybody how good I am at it! And when they see how good I am, my new ban-hammer will be in the mail ASAP!
Failed.

3) Reincarnate ronpaul. Dude has just fallen off the face of the planet. We can rebuild him though--we have the technology.
I actually DID get him to come back--and he came back big as a huge presence! Now he's gone again though...

4) Join every single last group known to eGO's existence so spread my authority about the land.
Working on it? lol

5) Vow to no longer use any emoticons.
Failed

6) Recognize, for once, that a gun other than he K98 exists and that I am allowed to used it.
Sigh. Failed?

7) Hire a skywriter. Or maybe one of those planes that fly promotional banners behind them. OOH. ORRRRR hire a plane that will do both at once!
I did it but nobody saw BECAUSE YOU WERE ALL INSIDE ON YOUR COMPUTERS.

8) Make G-rated, comforting, posts for our wonderful Children's Social Services Division. Twilight and ponies and myspace.com!
Hahaha. Here's some trivia--I actually said something very different here, but great offense was taken by a large chunk of "a division" and I was approached by several members of leadership on it. So yeah, this is the edited version you see.

9) Become King of South Dakota.
SUCCESS

10) Just continue to be me and do my thing...
Awwww yeahhhh

 

[SonicX11212]

*tear drops*

Make that 2.

 

[ronpaul]

Thanks Spank, from all of us I'm sure but especially me. This is a classy and respectful thing to voice publically. Of course you know I always appreciate the work you do for the division (far more than I've been doing lately, for another thread!).

Good times, and let this be my first official congrats on the O