obviously you dont know noise. He probably has a life-like model of kanye that sings when you enter the room. He's nuts.

I have a 1934 (year I was born) Sears Roebuck & Co. Catalogue. Saved for me by my mother and passed it on to me when I fled the nest. It's fun to look through it for things that are not in it like ballpoint pens and transistor stuff.
Ok, so I guess it's not so wierd but unusual.
a twelve pack of Fat Tire that is over 2 years old. It is there to remind me that if I buy it, I must drink it and not ignore it.
It's sad now that I think about it.