Damn Nay... even I have to say that was kinda cold, hahaha... lol. Still I laugh with nades in hand lol.
Try consider something slightly north from what's stirring already. Might make Sumac's trip a little easier if he really does live hours and hours away.
I'm down with Santa Monica for a suggestion.
I know parks are on the mind at the moment but, how's about Six Flags? Or if we did some paintballing stuff... hmm the possibilities are endless