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I'm a high school history teacher, and a part-time police officer (just a few shifts a month typically).
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You can imagine his tactics when a student comes in late for 5th period WWII History...
Spetz: So...Jimmy...why were you late?
Jimmy: Uhh, 'cause I am.
Spetz: Insightful answer. Face the wall and put your hands behind your back Jimmy. You're now going to view the entire works of Shirley Temple, and after that, you will watch Orson Well's "Citizen Kane".
Jimmy: ....you're kidding right?
Spetz: I SAID AGAINST THE WALL! *Slams Jimmy against the wall, brings him to a desk, and chains his hands behind the seat*
****Spetz singing along to Shirley Temple****
~~~18 Hours Later~~~
Jimmy: NOOO! I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE!! WHAT IS "ROSEBUD!!" JUST TELL ME, FOR GOD'S SAKE!
Spetz: I'm sorry, it's quite apparent that you didn't care about the History of World War Two, so I figured this might suit your interests a little better.."
In any case, I will be putting my application in for an Entry-Level Police Officer (City), within the next few weeks, when it comes out. The physical portion of the test will be no problem, but the mental stress of the in-depth background investigation will be a little nerve-racking. Not that I have anything to hide, but more or less they'll break you down to a point where you THINK you did something wrong...so, even if I didn't do what they're asking, I'll feel like it did lol.
I'm a high school history teacher, and a part-time police officer (just a few shifts a month typically).
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You can imagine his tactics when a student comes in late for 5th period WWII History...
Spetz: So...Jimmy...why were you late?
Jimmy: Uhh, 'cause I am.
Spetz: Insightful answer. Face the wall and put your hands behind your back Jimmy. You're now going to view the entire works of Shirley Temple, and after that, you will watch Orson Well's "Citizen Kane".
Jimmy: ....you're kidding right?
Spetz: I SAID AGAINST THE WALL! *Slams Jimmy against the wall, brings him to a desk, and chains his hands behind the seat*
****Spetz singing along to Shirley Temple****
~~~18 Hours Later~~~
Jimmy: NOOO! I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE!! WHAT IS "ROSEBUD!!" JUST TELL ME, FOR GOD'S SAKE!
Spetz: I'm sorry, it's quite apparent that you didn't care about the History of World War Two, so I figured this might suit your interests a little better.."
In any case, I will be putting my application in for an Entry-Level Police Officer (City), within the next few weeks, when it comes out. The physical portion of the test will be no problem, but the mental stress of the in-depth background investigation will be a little nerve-racking. Not that I have anything to hide, but more or less they'll break you down to a point where you THINK you did something wrong...so, even if I didn't do what they're asking, I'll feel like it did lol.





















