AMA xosniper

[Idol]

In this thread I will attempt to answer questions about xosniper...
or maybe I will attempt to answer questions about Idol as if I were xosniper...
or maybe I will attempt to answer questions about xosniper as if I were xosniper...
or maybe I will attempt to answer questions about Idol as if I were Idol pretending to be xosniper...
or maybe it's like I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude...
or maybe I'll just Bel-Air every answer...

Ask away!

 

[Beta]

Hi Idol, Beta here. I am a BIG fan of xosniper. I have read all of his books, watched all of his movies, and collected each of his limited edition lunchboxes.

Now, here is my question. When I watch xosniper sleep through his window, I notice that he sleeps on his right side, with a electric blanket set on medium and wearing his Doctor Doom pajamas. Does he recommend all of his fans do this to better themselves?

 

[a pet rock]

lolwut?

 

[Panzer1509]

Is it clam down or calm down?

 

[xosniper]

What are you (I) wearing right now?

 

[Idol]

Hi Idol, Beta here. I am a BIG fan of xosniper. I have read all of his books, watched all of his movies, and collected each of his limited edition lunchboxes.

Now, here is my question. When I watch xosniper sleep through his window, I notice that he sleeps on his right side, with a electric blanket set on medium and wearing his Doctor Doom pajamas. Does he recommend all of his fans do this to better themselves?

only the ones with secret decoder rings. Those without decoder rings should either sleep on their left sides or on horseback.

lolwut?

tl;dr

Is it clam down or calm down?

It's actually Clam Won'd. It's a phrase we used to use as kids when we won at Warlords on the Atari 2600. I fondly remember those days in Philly before we moved to California. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. We lost the Atari in the move so I never got to play Warlords ever again. But the phrase stuck with me.

What are we not wearing right now?

Pants!

 

[Sebax]

This thread should be given to Quaffer for the thread of the month.

 

[Shiznoe]

Do you know if he will meet me in person and give me his autograph? *faints*

 

[Ozone Depletion]

Sometimes when I feed my xosniper in a healthier manner he gets bad breath and even worse flatulence. What's the best way to keep my xosniper healthy and happy without all the bad gas?

And sometimes my xosniper scoots his bottom across the floor. I think his prostate might be on the fritz in his old age, can you check it for me?

 

[xosniper]

Do you know if he will meet me in person and give me his autograph? *faints*

If that glorious moment ever happens, I will sign it with a Brick Red Crayon. I will not however catch you when you faint.



I would just put a trollface mask on you and leave. :sneaky2:

Sometimes when I feed my xosniper in a healthier manner he gets bad breath and even worse flatulence. What's the best way to keep my xosniper healthy and happy without all the bad gas?

And sometimes my xosniper scoots his bottom across the floor. I think his prostate might be on the fritz in his old age, can you check it for me?

You should give him a better chew toy, and maybe a new hump toy also.


Sorry about the stains, those are a dog skidmark and they are good luck in some countries.

 

[Ducttape]

Is it true that XO is really Bill Murray, and he's spent years trolling all of us, and when we finally find out, it won't matter, because who's going to believe that Bill Murray would do this?


edit: Bill, if that is you, don't forget to feed the cat. <3

 

[xosniper]

Is it true that XO is really Bill Murray, and he's spent years trolling all of us, and when we finally find out, it won't matter, because who's going to believe that Bill Murray would do this?


edit: Bill, if that is you, don't forget to feed the cat. <3

I wish I was Bill Murray, but I'm not.

I don't see myself as a troll, as see myself as a poster of comical phrases and jibber jabber.

 

[Idol]

Is it true that XO is really Bill Murray, and he's spent years trolling all of us, and when we finally find out, it won't matter, because who's going to believe that Bill Murray would do this?


edit: Bill, if that is you, don't forget to feed the cat. <3

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"]Like Bill Murray would ever stoop so low as to do this? And even if I did, who would ever believe you?[/ame]

 

[Wubstep]

i cant think of a creative question............... so ill ask this, what is your position on cookies. do you think cookies should be against the law or not

and If Jesus can walk on water, and humans are 70% water, and i can walk on human bodies. does that mean i am 70% Jesus?

 

[Noise]

Fixed?

 

[Idol]

i cant think of a creative question............... so ill ask this, what is your position on cookies. do you think cookies should be against the law or not

I think they should be plated, with some milk. That's one thing for certain about Idol, him want some milk and cookies.

and If Jesus can walk on water, and humans are 70% water, and i can walk on human bodies. does that mean i am 70% Jesus?

Namaste

Fixed?

Fixed

 

[Zero711]

I have two questions that are completely unrelated to each other.

1. Is his daughter single?

C. Can he afford to send his daughter to California as.....a vacation of some sort?

 

[vudu]

I have two questions that are completely related to each other.

Fixed.

 

[thE_n00b]

Gentlemen,

As I know both of you for quite some time and have grown to admire you, can you please share with the masses your comedic inspirations and how those of us with lesser skills can become as epic as you and create threads that stand the test of time?

Humbly yours,

n00b

 

[xosniper]

I have two questions that are completely unrelated to each other.

1. Is his daughter single?

C. Can he afford to send his daughter to California as.....a vacation of some sort?

1. Yes, but she is allergic to bright skin.

B. Yes I can afford to send her to California. Thing is, she has a full ride to Santa Fe Art School so that means I WILL BE COMING TO CALIFORNIA LOOKING FOR A PASTY WHITE Q-TIP TO SLAP AROUND!

Gentlemen,

As I know both of you for quite some time and have grown to admire you, can you please share with the masses your comedic inspirations and how those of us with lesser skills can become as epic as you and create threads that stand the test of time?

Humbly yours,

n00b

Speak your mind. Never hold back. AND ALWAYS, ALWAYS be smiling.