AMA xosniper

[Death]

3 questions

In a competition of camping grates who would win? Xosniper, Idol or xosniper

How many hackers does it take to make xosniper rage quit?

and how is your flowing mane doing?

edit: fourth question, why is your face?

 

[Sequel Sentry]

How does it feel to beat up a rare species of Albino?

 

[Idol]

3 questions

In a competition of camping grates who would win? Xosniper, Idol or xosniper

How many hackers does it take to make xosniper rage quit?

and how is your flowing mane doing?

edit: fourth question, why is your face?

Yankee. I learned it from him.
It varies upon the moon phase but the range is from zero to 711.
Great. I actually got it trimmed for the first time in 19 years. LOL. Stupid job interview.
The whole "your face" joke was started by my then 13-yr old daughter as a comeback to constant DarthBox taunting by Idol and Rhellic. It's something the typical tween girl says to end an argument. Actually, I think she got it from a couple of guys who were up to no good, who started making trouble in my neighborhood. But that's another story.

How does it feel to beat up a rare species of Albino?

Awesome. Especially if I'm clubbing him with a hardcover copy of Catch-22.

 

[Zero711]

Awesome. Especially if I'm clubbing him with a hardcover copy of Catch-22.

Not again. I guess its better than last time when I got beat up with the original, uncut, hardcover manuscript of Atlas Shrugged.

 

[Death]

Suppose I were to see xo on...lets say may 26th, what should I do to him and his clams?

 

[xosniper]

Suppose I were to see xo on...lets say may 26th, what should I do to him and his clams?

Nothing since neither of you turds are going to show.



Flakes

 

[PloxBox]

Can I have a new box? Mine is soggy..

 

[Idol]

Can I have a new box? Mine is soggy..

CSB time...
Last time I needed a new box to keep my Plox in, my car was in the shop. No biggie I said, I can always take a cab. So I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice on the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare. But I thought "meh, why not?" and got in the cab anyway to get my new, nonsoggy, box for my plox. An interesting thing about plox is that you should not eat them on a boat, nor should you feed plox to your goat. Curious that last bit is, considering when I was but a wee moai, our first pet was a goat. I know what you're thinking: "that explains a lot about you xo." And indeed it does; indeed it does.

 

[Death]

Idol, how did that go from fresh prince, to seuss to lame rhyming that ends in a terriawful way with xo

 

[a pet rock]

This one's for Idol, why is your sig so slow?

 

[Idol]

Idol, how did that go from fresh prince, to seuss to lame rhyming that ends in a terriawful way with xo

Name something with xo that doesn't end in a terriawful way.

This one's for Idol, why is your sig so slow?

Truth be told, and we all know I'm one for the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, my sig speed has never changed. Back before my sig was animated it was just a rainbow collection of quotes...sorry, there would be no slow or fast at all in a text file. Back to your question; let me tell you the story of how my life got flipped, turned upside down. My first animated sig held each frame for 100 m/s. But, based on feedback from my many fans, I decided to speed it up, incrementally over the course of several weeks so as not to be noticed, to it's present hold rate of only 65 m/s. So, as you can clearly see, any accusations that my sig is too fast or that it used to be slower, are clearly baseless and probably the work of my evil twin brother, a pet rock.

 

[SnowCanary]

How would XO react if he saw one of these sitting around in the grate?

 

[Noise]

Favorite Kanyeezy song? For both xo and Idol <3

 

[KanadeTachibana]

why are you soo cute?

 

[dy1an]

Which salted cured meat do you find to be the most sensual?

 

[joshcash]

Does xosniper like Fig Newtons?

Also this needs to be thread of the month

 

[Idol]

How would XO react if he saw one of these sitting around in the grate?

I'd laugh because if that's sitting around without Idol attached it means he just got gibbed like the mook he is.

Favorite Kanyeezy song? For both xo and Idol <3

I'm rather partial to "Electric Eye" off the Screaming for Vengeance album. I know Idol is more of a fan of the human air raid siren and is particularly fond of the guitar work in "Wasted Years" from the album Somewhere in Time

why are you soo cute?

Clean living.

And a steady diet of these:

Which salted cured meat do you find to be the most sensual?

Scop. I'm not a big fan of that lousy knock-off, Quorn.

Does xosniper like Fig Newtons?

I don't know, why don't you ask him?
-Idol

 

[Death]

If you take the good, take the bad, take the xo and take the Idol, do you really have the facts of life?

And sunday, monday are happy days, tuesday, wednesday are happy days, thursday, friday are happy days, will xo let the weekend in fact come?

Also, if mary has 3 lemons, francis has 43 candy bars, xo has a slap in the face and Idol has -6 goats, what is the air velocity of Noise at a Pink Floyd concert?

 

[xosniper]

If you take the good, take the bad, take the xo and take the Idol, do you really have the facts of life?

And sunday, monday are happy days, tuesday, wednesday are happy days, thursday, friday are happy days, will xo let the weekend in fact come?

Also, if mary has 3 lemons, francis has 43 candy bars, xo has a slap in the face and Idol has -6 goats, what is the air velocity of Noise at a Pink Floyd concert?

1. We are the opinions of life, which are more correct than facts.

2. The fact you even know that song, means yes.

3. They don't allow saggy pants in a Floyd concert, so the answer is Noise + 4 > potato.


@ Joshcash: For the longest time, I didn't know that a fig was an actual fruit. I only thought fig newtons were it.

 

[Dayman]

If you were dayman what would you do for a whole day?

Even though dayman is the greatest person in the whole world who is the second?

What is your favorite brand of sand tacos?