I use to worry about my KDR, then TF2 got hats. Now I no longer care. Because every time I die, the killcam shows me my hat. And I get to say, "dang Idol, that hat looks good." Even if I find some stickies, or a crocket, and get gibbified, the killcam still shows my glory. "Dang Idol, that hat looks good with all those gibs." Some days I keep a hat near my keyboard so when I get pwnd by n00bs and want to rage, I can put on the hat instead. And then my cat says "dang Idol, that hat looks good." Or maybe he just meows...but in my head he's complimenting my hat. Even at work, when I'm having a rough day, I'll put on a hat. And it makes everything all better. I had a really bad day last week, I was trying to sleep but my boss kept waking me up. And I already had on a hat. It was pulled down over my eyes to block out the light cuz my team kept whining when I would turn out the lights. Can't sleep with the light on n00bs. And my boss was yelling, and kept waking me up. And I though "dang Idol, the hat isn't working. Whatever shall I do?" But then I remembered there were some crates out in the warehouse. Bam! Unusuals! So I went and opened some crates. I started with the ones on the loading dock. Sure, it was loud, but I couldn't sleep anyways with all the yelling. So I uncrated some lighter fluid and crafted an unusual hat, the kind with the smoking effect. And my boss said "dang Idol, is that hat on fire?" Or maybe he said "dang Idol, you're fired"...but in my head he was complimenting my hat.