speculation on the new items

[retroG]

well yesterday either the tf2 item team at valve completely lost their minds or they're doing something sneaky they added 6 new items that don't appear in the catalog

a goldfish

a cheese wheel

pocket lint

a banana peel

a barn plank

a secret diary

and a broken capcitor

im not really sure what these items have to do with each other but all of them have the word mysterious in their description

could it have to do with meet the pyro?

the pyro is a quite mysterious character who clearly has secrets could this relate to the secret diary

lint causes more house fires a year than anything else

and the broken capcitor could it be from a robot relating to MvM

 

[FlyingWaffle]

Who knows, but for 4 years, I knew that pyro was a chick!

 

[retroG]

im leaning more towards the robot/noones ever gonna know side

 

[Kazoo]

im leaning more towards the robot/noones ever gonna know side

Same here (more so towards no one is ever gonna know). I really do hope we never find out. The mystery makes Pyro who he/she/it is.

 

[JTM]

i havent found any items in two weeks.

 

[jhnsn]

i havent found any items in two weeks.

I've only found one or two in the past couple weeks as well

 

[JTM]

stranger still, this happened to me before, and it was only when i played a non-eGO server that i started finding items again :S

 

[retroG]

hmmmm I've also found out the broken capacitor has 6.22 which would be friday and if valve releases an update everyday until then friday will be the 300th update and there indeed was an update today that I couldn't find anything about in the steam news

 

[N-Light]

I am actually leaning toward the side of she's a girl because of all the small hints valve has been putting out... for ex.

And if you have ever dominated a pyro as a spy ( which i have ^-^) you'll notice one of his domination sound clips is going to be, "good lord you fight like a woman" Really how obvious is that?

 

[retroG]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllll
VALVe in all their trolliness has refered to the pyro as a he she and it

 

[Ken the Kitsune]

Well if there is a pyro update when the meet the pyro comes out(ya ya, i know there was already a pyro update ) it is as big as the uber update, with tons of new stuff been a while since they added a weapon(Excluding the cozy camper)

 

[retroG]

id almost rather have just the pyro in the update focusing on just a few good items rather than a long list of bad ones

 

[Wize]

Alright guys the truth is i'm the pyro.

 

[retroG]

Alright guys the truth is i'm the pyro.

this this explains everything except for why its sooooooooooooo fun to invite you to events your already at

 

[noblenote]

There Crafting Materials You Silly Gooses

 

[retroG]

for what?

 

[JTM]

the update is on 6/22 i believe, which also happens to be my birthday. i r excite.

 

[retroG]

anyone know what was in todays update?

 

[Goyan-Tanuki]

It has to do with this http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Eliminating_The_Impossible.

 

[retroG]

hmmmmm to bad im too bored item wise to get these