Italy's Finest

[Zimmy]

Good morning, afternoon and/or evening EdgeGamers Counter-Strike Division. Zimmy here to bring you the latest in what's going on in Italy! Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to introduce to you...​

ITALY'S FINEST

It all started as any normal day would. The Terrorists were camping the house as usual, guarding their precious hostages. And then there were the Counter-Terrorists who were getting picked off one by one, failing to eliminate the Terrorists and rescue the helpless captives.​

That is how it started, but that was before Italy's finest soldiers came along...

Crouch rushing their way from spawn, they marched through the cheapest markets, the most illogical apartments, and the dampest, dimly lit cellars.​

Headed up by their faithful leader, Meades, they marched their way through thick and thin to oppose the evil Terrorists.​

It was a gruesome fight, but they stuck with it, never giving up hope that one day they might succeed in rescuing the helpless and killing the antagonistic T's.​

And the moral of the story is:

They lost.

Have a good day!​

​

 

[SKYLINEGTR]

This better not have been tonight when I was in vent or I'll be angry Zimmy!

You totally forgot about me and had fun anyways without letting me know :/ HATER!

Also, I think I'll leave this here to show how much you have angered and shammed your fellow SkylineGTR:

 

[XavierB]

A truly amazing story indeed.

 

[Muffs]

If I was ct they could have won

 

[TheJollyRoger]

And the moral of the story is:

They lost.

Have a good day!​

​

That's always the Moral on Italy.

 

[AkatsukiX]

I don't get it

 

[Ember]

Lol! I love it.

 

[dRastic1337]

It is saddening to shoot into a stack of crouching CTs and kill none.

 

[pandA.]

I fell aleep again. jk @_@

 

[MGR]

We're currently selling our invaluable services. If you need Italy's Finest to take care of business for you then please go to www.edge-gamers.com to contact us.

 

[RedDragonKnight]

Not everyone had silenced weapons, ruined the cover of the many Sam Fishers.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

We're currently selling our invaluable services. If you need Italy's Finest to take care of business for you then please go to www.edge-gamers.com to contact us.

+1

 

[Chuppacabra]

If I was ct they could have won

My thoughts exactly lol. Thats my playground!

 

[neon.]

Zimmy,

You owe me: 10 seconds of my life back.

Sincerely,
neon.

 

[RedDragonKnight]

Zimmy,

You owe me: 10 seconds of my life back.

Sincerely,
neon.

No refunds.

Sincerely,
EverthingIsMyBusinessKnight.

 

[Raul Tha Monk]

I wish i was there to p90 you all

 

[Zimmy]

Zimmy,

You owe me: 10 seconds of my life back.

Sincerely,
neon.

Wow, only 10 seconds? I'll do better next time, Mr. Speedreader.

 

[fps]

What are these?

Hacked models? Cheating skins?

Truth comes out. I've lost all respect for you Z. All of it. There is none left, you cheat. More like CS:S Cheating Advisor. Pshh.

I wash my hands of this filth.

 

[Ownage.HN]

It looks like that perhaps eGO admins view other admins in the game with different skins?

 

[Kerri]

It looks like that perhaps eGO admins view other admins in the game with different skins?

I was thinking something like this, some don't look like they've been polished.