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EDIT - IT SEEMS THE ANGRY MOB HAS TURNED MY ALL CAPS TITLE TO ALL LOWERCASE LETTERS! SHAME!
So everyone here is supporting Jomi with these #FREEJOMI'12 things huh? Well, you all have no idea who the true victim is.
Bob Saget, the undercover leader of the Cyber Police had just locked up Jomi Girock for breaking the laws of /b/ by taking down the pollution to 0 and doing something good for the world.
After a job well done, he went to his local bar for a celebration. There, he found a suitable woman and decided to flirt with her when suddenly spaghetti began flowing out from his jacket's pockets. Embarrassed, he tried to clean it up with his tie but it didn't work and he was forced to run away. There are no pictures of the scene, as he ran away.
Suddenly, when crying himself to sleep in his bed a rock broke through his window. On it was painted -#FREEJOMI'12-. In confusion, he looked out his window to see an angry mob assembled to burn his house down for the good deeds he has done. He panicked and tried to escape, but there was no hope.
Bob Saget got caught in the fire, and from it he developed 9th degree burns. Fortunately, his turtle Scruffy made it out safely.
Don't you see what this event has done? You have victimized an innocent man and put the life of an unusually named turtle in danger all over a hashtag fad.
I hope you're all proud of yourselves, because I'm sure proud of dandelions.
So everyone here is supporting Jomi with these #FREEJOMI'12 things huh? Well, you all have no idea who the true victim is.
Bob Saget, the undercover leader of the Cyber Police had just locked up Jomi Girock for breaking the laws of /b/ by taking down the pollution to 0 and doing something good for the world.
After a job well done, he went to his local bar for a celebration. There, he found a suitable woman and decided to flirt with her when suddenly spaghetti began flowing out from his jacket's pockets. Embarrassed, he tried to clean it up with his tie but it didn't work and he was forced to run away. There are no pictures of the scene, as he ran away.
Suddenly, when crying himself to sleep in his bed a rock broke through his window. On it was painted -#FREEJOMI'12-. In confusion, he looked out his window to see an angry mob assembled to burn his house down for the good deeds he has done. He panicked and tried to escape, but there was no hope.
Bob Saget got caught in the fire, and from it he developed 9th degree burns. Fortunately, his turtle Scruffy made it out safely.
Don't you see what this event has done? You have victimized an innocent man and put the life of an unusually named turtle in danger all over a hashtag fad.
I hope you're all proud of yourselves, because I'm sure proud of dandelions.
