In the event of a zombie apocalypse, what would you do?

[Dead Tom]

I have reviewed all the information and must disagree with your statement Louis, I see no zombies here. Only mobile former human like lifeforms on the hunt for flesh. Throwing them into the same category as zombies isn't fair.

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Dead Tom

In all seriousness though, I'm a dead person so I would just rule supreme over the zombie hordes. Also, shooting me wont do anything I'm already dead.

 

[Drizzle!]

Hmm..survive?

 

[Russo]

Rule 1. Cardio

 

[Fermonx]

Nothing to worry about, leadership will fix it

 

[DragonD]

1. Shoot the ex-wife. She might not be a zombie yet, but I'm sure she's a collaborator.
2. Pick up the kids. (Tell my daughter that if she says "I told you so" one more time she's out of the car.)
3. Assemble with the post-apocalypse survival team at an "undisclosed location." (If you're on the team, you know who you are.)
4. Shoot the ex-wfe again. (Zombieland Rule #2, the Double Tap, just to be sure.)
5. Participate in random forays into the zombie world teaching my son the subtle art of targeted destruction while our group is slowly whittled down trough attrition. (Can't teach the girl, she got kicked out of the car on the way to the Haven, or complained too much about bunkhouse living and privacy that we sent her outside "to check that noise.")

Papa

That was good!

Shoot the ex-wife again! Made me laugh!

 

[NoveaStar]

Im sure us leadership can ban all the zombies, you will all be safe soon everyone!

 

[Mr. Lemming]

why are Zombies so HIT now? is it because of the walking dead?

Not really. Zombies have always had a special place in a lot of people's hearts thanks to George A. Romero. Plus they're pretty much the only real movie monster that a female-oriented book series hasn't ruined yet (*cough*Twilight*cough*). Granted there's still Frankenstein's monster, but god only knows what will happen to him given a few more years...

Note: the invisible man is not a monster actually, just an idiot who drank a potion and runs around nekked while invisible. He's more along the lines of the world's best streaker.

 

[Supernova]

I would make for the shopping mall, and run into a police officer and a few other survivors on the way. We would hold refuge in the mall and build some sort of reinforced buses to hopefully travel to the ocean where we can sail away. I see no flaw in this plan.

 

[Bread]

I'd sadly have some fun if an apocalypse happened...

 

[Niiro]

Leadership got this covered. I'm convinced every division has an underground military base full of humvees and black hawks.

 

[MGR]

Holy spoiler alert.

I would post in the dropbox and then answer it.

 

[Cyanide]

The real question is, will leadership be leading the human eGO members, or the zombie members?? =O

I'll attempt to survive. It'd be tough in the initial struggle, since my guess would be that mass panic will be the bigger threat than the zombies at first. Grab some weapons and hold out for as long as I can.

 

[spark]

I'd pretend to be a zombie without actually being one.

 

[Jake_25]

I hate you

 

[DJ Wolf]

I would try to survive. But in the event that it is not an actual apocalypse, I will rage in the drop box.

 

[Legend]

No, I am Legend.

 

[LilShortstuf]

I'd pretend to be a zombie without actually being one.

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That would be you.

 

[Fermonx]

There should be a group for Zombie apocalypse survival made of eGO members, im sure its the best way to know everyone xd

 

[Dbad]

Other (I would go Indiana Jones, Dbad style!)

 

[808-Stat3]

No Zombie would ever be happy to approach my property , my family and me .. lol .. my arsenal of weapons would F*% him up lol ..