Why Is DJ Ugly?

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He is Council for Op:X... You can only bash your face into a brick wall so many times and be considered anything but ugly.
 
The doctor had ugly sticks instead of hands, so when dj was born he was beaten. And his mom would use him as a football when he was a child.
 
Because when Mommy legend had baby legend the doctor went oh look twins!
 
Because the doctor had an accident in the delivery room, and the nurses had accidents in the maternity ward. His mother kept dropping him as a child and the dog would use him as a chew toy.
 
One can speculate.... many varied and potential reasons. Honestly though, if we already knew the answer, we wouldn't have this forum contest. Thus, my answer is that DigitalDJ is ugly for the sole purpose of allowing Edge-Gamers to have this awesome forum contest. His ugliness is going to result in some lucky Edge-Gamer getting an awesome forum contest prize (hope it's me) :)
 
Dear Digital, something has been bothering me for a while. Its just that, well, ummm...you're kind of ugly. Look, you are beautiful inside: English is a beautiful language and the eGO community is open and welcoming. But digital the resources you bring to our community are UGLY enough but you destroy our hope in leadership. This is damaging to the community <3
 
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Well after much debate on why our very own DigitalDJ is ugly I have come to the conclusion that the ugliness is due to the amount of pms and private chats sent to him by Rapter29 on varying crazy and stupid topics he has found on the web. I can only imagine what it would be like to constantly hear the ping sounds over vent to only open up the link to see what he has received. This at least explains a couple of the horrendous features you can see when you look at him in the face region.
 
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