The Twelve Days of Caelmas
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chek yer corners. chk yr cornerrsh stay frostyy on your lef- GAAAOOOOOO
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Why are my ears burning?
Because man cannot ingest caramelized onion mustard through his external auditory canal.
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You haven't seen what I've seen.
On the ninth day of Caelmas, Caelestis gave to me...
...an Industrial Festivizer!
...an Industrial Festivizer!
A long day slogging through CP Rotation has seen an Industrial Festivizer go to Sublixt today! I'm certain you'll see him celebrating Caelmas all year now with this stylish holiday addition to his hard hat as he drops mini-sentries all over Harvest!
Speaking of hats, it's time to pick up your thinking caps again. It's time for another quiz...and it's the worst kind. Trust me, I would know. It's a quiz on law. Don't give me that look. I had to sit through two four-hour exams this semester, shorty. You know how this works: first to PM me the correct answer wins a prize. Into the abyss we go!
If a defendant is deaf, is it still called a hearing?
Wait, no...that's just a bad joke (like law school). Here's your actual question:
What is the highest law, according to a Roman statesman and philosopher?
On the tenth day of Caelmas, Caelestis gave to me...
...a Frenchman's Beret!
...a Frenchman's Beret!
Ten lords a-leaping, Batman! Honorbound, in true classicist style, came forth quite soon with the correct answer and so is the recipient of today's prize. The people's good is the highest law, according to the Roman statesman and philosopher Marcus Tullius Cicero. This noble sentiment is one of the reasons why I continue to serve happily as your dee-el, making sure that your welfare is my top priority. I ordinarily don't editorialize like this, but you're all very wonderful people and I've made many friends and memories here. Remember that one time that cake rasim? Or how about that time we nearly provoked LilShortStuff to come within an inch of banning us on Ventrilo? How about that time Meep made me laugh like a deranged hyena because VP made her rage from slapping his space bar? And yes, occasionally I feel it's necessary to push you guys or exhort you a little to move in the right direction or get back on track, but you always do, never disappointing. When I became an Advisor, I did so because I wanted to use my position to advocate not only for myself but for all of the people I know and respect. I hope I continue to fulfill that goal for myself as your Division Leader.
Two days left! Let's get into it before I go really overboard and say something nice about Kazoo's cat. Today, your mission, whether you choose to accept it, is one you've all been anticipating. What would Caelmas be, truly, without a contest for most Force-A-Nature kills? On our servers, screenshots to verify, of course, but let fly with the best Scout primary ever. I'll see you on the servers with my trusted Hit-and-Run!
Lolol don't think I'll be able to play tf2 tonight before my hl scrim (uni work), so somebody else might be able to win. Might.
Edit: I realized that it's Friday!! I have a weekend to procrastinate schoolwork. I will have to say that the FaN takes the gold for least favorite scout primary, but anyways here's 45: http://imgur.com/a/sEidU
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On the eleventh day of Caelmas, Caelestis gave to me...
...a Force-A-Nature!
...a Force-A-Nature!
Wasn't that experience with dabes Scout primary delightful? The need to make every shot actually count since you only get two? The inability to be in the heart of any battle? The nearly two seconds of reloading? The ten percent less damage? Only short people like the Scattergun. So, for his efforts, Sublixt walks away with a Strange Force-A-Nature! I'm sure he'll [strike]sell it immediately[/strike] treasure it for a lifetime.
Here we are: after a seemingly interminable eleven days, we have come to the last day of Caelmas, but don't feel sad! The last days of Caelmas are all about the laughter. So, I'm looking for the funniest replay video you have! The replay you submit must be one you made yourself, but it doesn't matter when you made it. Also, you only get to submit one entry for the twelfth day, so make it a good one. See you on Teufort's Funniest Home Videos!
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just to remind you of my video entry [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BSPu8-KaLo[/ame]
VP goin big.
