So what have you done today?

Fullmetal

EGO Is My Life!
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lets see.....looking for a job. Studying for college, playing binding of isaac, shower, pull weeds, eat a sandwich, drink some lemonade........that's about it.
 
Woke up, waited until mom got up, endured a lecture about getting a job, went to famous dave's with my mom, came home with a cornbread muffin for later. Currently procrastinating my weird take-home final exam. Gonna turn on some trance on pandora then fill out 75 multiple choice bubbles that have things to do with microeconomics. Also eagles. Always eagles.
 
played some dota 2, went to school, and ate cookies <--- not necessarily in that order
 
Defended the RED Intel like a boss in 2Fort as an engineer before going to bed and waking up to defend America like a boss as a solider.
 
Fired four people this morning. That's as close to a ban as I can get IRL.
 
Int?ressons nous a cette id?e...


Defended the RED Intel like a good boyin 2Fort as an engineer before going to bed and waking up to defend America like a good boyas a solider.

There is only one boss, son. Deal with it!
 
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Accepted a spammers application that Spidey recruited
 
Built another zombe/goblin trap in Terraria, then off to work... And still working, til about 10, when Ill spin the "what game to play " roulette wheel.. No whammy.... no whammy.....
 
It all started at 7:00 AM. I was walking around in Paris one day looking for trouble, when I noticed a gigantic missile heading towards the Eiffel tower! I couldn't let this beautiful landmark be wrecked, so I climbed to the top of the tower and jumped off right as the missile was going to make contact. I grabbed onto the rocket and flung it upwards. Before I had a chance to let go, I was already speeding through the atmosphere and into space. I held my breath and looked up, only to see that we were heading right towards the moon! After about three minuets of me holding on for dear life and holding my breath, we crashed on the moon. Luckily, I let go and landed on the moon before the missile made contact, but the explosion flew me miles across the surface. As I flew through the zero gravity, I saw a giant building in the distance. I managed to land right next to the structure, only to realize it was an alien base! I opened a door and took a breath of fresh, relieving air. Then, some green, slimy aliens held their ray guns to my chest and told me to not move. I quickly performed some quick and clean close quarter combat and took care of them. I fought my way through base and found myself in the innermost sanctum, where the mother alien rest. She was huge, green, slimy, had rotten breath, and had a huge ray gun in here hands. She noticed, and realized I was the intruder. We fought, me coming out on top, of course. But before I made the final blow, she triggered the self destruct system! The entire base was about to explode! Luckily, the charges were placed around the perimeter of the base, so the explosion knocked us up, and we gravitated back to earth. Knowing that I would burn up coming back to earth, I clinged onto the queen aliens back and used her as a shield from the fire and gasses. By the time we entered the atmosphere, all that was left of the beast was ashes, except her ray gun. I grabbed the amazing piece of machinery , hoping that it would somehow save me from the fall from the sky. I then realized I was above the very same building that launched the missile at Paris in the first place! I aimed my ray gun, fired, and the whole place became dust. I then landed into the ocean swam my way to Australia, bought a plane ticket and some orange chicken from panda express, flew back to Colorado, and here I am.


So, not much.
 

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