Arma 3 lite key contest

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Hello Counter Strike Source division, I'm giving away two Arma 3 lite keys to the two best stories that are written.

The Criteria your story must meet:​

-Please use all of the Counter Strike division leadership members

-Please include Ill Legend in your story

-Humor is always a plus, however it does not have to be included

-There will be no editing of your story, once posted if it is edited your story will be disqualified

-Story must be written and posted here by 3/16 at 11:59 EST


Have fun, I cannot wait to read the stories that are written.

Your story will be judged by myself, however there will be no bias. Leadership members may participate.
 
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Walkin my way down town strolling fast. Jk jk
So cell doors open and I hide in my cell. And I'm like dang christy made this map and stuff and I'm killing all these Cts YOLO swag. Still in this cell and I type "zimmy do u even lift". Ok all Cts are out of cell block and I rush to armory I'm seeing ric afk down there so it's a free kill YOLO. Bang bang I grabbed that awp and boom I quickscope spark. Then get 180 trick shotted by MGR wth all luck. Now I'm stuck in spec watching the judge get a double kill with a deag boom boom. And bam fps scouts him across map. So I said in admin chat "parvo avenge me brethren" and parvo slays them all. Ill legend joins next round uses no clip and gets banned with the reason "YOLO"
 
It was a stormy night.. Raining.. and cold.. yet also dry.. It was very dusty.. boxes and cars are everywhere along with barrels... Ill Legend was walking the cat walk when all of a sudden he heard a noise.. so he stopped.. the noise then stopped as well.. Ill Legend thinking well that was weird.. so he started walking again.. this time the foot steps got louder! so he stopped jumped and turned around.. saw nothing.. says to himself "WHAT THE F......." Turns back around and gets startled by seeing a muffin.. blueberry to be exact. Ill Legend picks the muffin up and just looks at it.. Legend thinks to himself this was just sitting here..? or did it just come outta nowhere? Legend was hungry from all the walking he has done through Aztec to the dusty realms of Iraq. So he took a bite.. Then there he was... Muffs... looking at him... laughing... Legend didn't think anything of it because he thought it was cause he hasn't drank anything forever.. so he just kinda kept to himself.. Muffs vanished. Legend knew that he was just seeing things so he figured he would keep running... then... when he turned around the corner to the stairs where Bomb site B was.. he was shot in the head point blank.. Blood gushing everywhere a huge hold through his head.. his body dropped.. then.. there was muffs.. standing there... laughing... while teabagging Legend....


R.I.P. Ill Legend my thoughts are with you <3


ahahaha THE END :D
 
Christy, Zimmy, Machine Gun Rush, Ric, FPS, Parvovirus.

I am Ill Legend.

The end.

Where do I claim my prize?
 
Ill Legend said:
Christy, Zimmy, Machine Gun Rush, Ric, FPS, Parvovirus.

I am Ill Legend.

The end.

Where do I claim my prize?
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Give me the key before I get Ill legend and all the divisional leaders to beat the O outta you and make you remain an E forever.
 
Heres my story:

Its called the Ugly Barnacle
There once was an ugly barnacle (Ill legend). He was so ugly Everybody died (CS leadership)

The End
 
Once upon a time, there was a CS leadership team. This team consisted of Zimmy and Christy, and their henchmen Machine, Parvo and fps. And Ric. And for some reason Ill Legend is involved, idk. All of them are pretty cute I guess. Except Ric.

And they all lived happily ever after.
 
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