Adeptus Astartes' Help Thread

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Do you have an issue? A TF2 problem? Can't get a girl for the prom? Ask the great and powerful Adeptus Astartes for help! Any issue, or question!









WARNING: Adeptus Astartes is not responsible for any negative result that may happen due to his advice. Of course, his advice is always right and never wrong! I am always right, even when Im wrong! Symptoms are: Head pains, facepalms, Anime Gifs, Baldness, Hair growth, Pregrency, MAD SKILLZ, Death, attack by wild dogs, HATS, Gaben coming to your house, Daemonic incursions(Please contact the Inquisition if this happens.)
 
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Adeptus Astartes I have a problem. My mini sentry is lonely and depressed as every time it tries to make friends with someone they either die or hit it with blunt objects or metallic projectiles of some kind.
 
The_Polish said:
Adeptus Astartes I have a problem. My mini sentry is lonely and depressed as every time it tries to make friends with someone they either die or hit it with blunt objects or metallic projectiles of some kind.
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A common, yet sad problem. People think of min-sentries as cold machines, when in reality it is very different. If you keep dropping your mini-sentry in areas with alot of people, then in time they will come to love it!
 
Shiznoe said:
How do I get people to like my music that I listen to!? :(
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Follow these steps.

1. Talk how your music is better then other music.

2. Force people to listen to your music. Rope may be useful here.

3. Bash other people's music.

4. Spam it over your mic in Team Fortress 2. Its not spam, if its good.

5. In the event that none of the other steps work, hunt down and persuade (remove) musicians from other rival genres.
 
Adeptus! People no longer follow me around corners, I've resorted to going pyro and corner stabbing them with an axe. How do I get them to follow me again! D:
 
VP :3 said:
How do I be cool like you?
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Easy! Talk about and post gifs to things that no one else gets. Talk in events till the point where people are about to lose their minds. Blame people. Oh! Declare someone your rival without them caring!
 
Adeptus Astartes said:
Easy! Talk about and post gifs to things that no one else gets. Talk in events till the point where people are about to lose their minds. Blame people. Oh! Declare someone your rival without them caring!
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You declared me your rival. YOu're so cool! ;D <3
 
Hey adeptus i need help with this, I think I saw a REAL dinosaur.

Last night I was taking a jog through the woods on the trail. No one was there because it was dark. All of a sudden I heard a loud RAAAWRRR so I looked over and saw (what I think) a real live dinosaur! Not some huge "T-Rex" or anything like that, it was 6-8 feet tall and grayish colored. I also remember it having a spike lining from its head down to its tail. I ran back to my house because I was so freaked out by what I had saw. Anyway, is there anyway dinosaurs still exist! I need to know!!!

Thanks,
~jeremy
 
Adeptus how is it that every time I put a Gibus on my pyro with the backburner, that I can seemingly run past sentries and 6 heavies to give their medic a hug?
 
So there's this guy who thinks he can pan but he doesn't. He believes that the power of the pan is on his side when he can't even bear the immense power the pan wields. He doesn't even follow all of the policies of the pan. One could even say he is almost a heretic to the pan since he hasn't reskinned every weapon in the game to be the pan. I heard he sometimes uses the "ham" (what a filthy heretic) instead of the pan. The vast amount of rage this causes me is something that I can no longer handle. How do I make him become a full-on follower of the pan or make him stop all together. Let's call him Badeptus Lastsartes for now.
 
Why do you serve a dead corpse of a god, when the universe screams to be conquered and dominated? Why do you deny the dark gods and the truth that lies within your own heart?

Ave chaotica.
 
Festive Captain Japan said:
So there's this guy who thinks he can pan but he doesn't. He believes that the power of the pan is on his side when he can't even bear the immense power the pan wields. He doesn't even follow all of the policies of the pan. One could even say he is almost a heretic to the pan since he hasn't reskinned every weapon in the game to be the pan. I heard he sometimes uses the "ham" (what a filthy heretic) instead of the pan. The vast amount of rage this causes me is something that I can no longer handle. How do I make him become a full-on follower of the pan or make him stop all together. Let's call him Badeptus Lastsartes for now.
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Who is this unfortunate being? I must usher him into the light!
 
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