Market Gardening

[Starfire]

Is anyone really good at Market Gardening? I've been playing TF2 for a little under a month now, and During all that time, the one market gardener kill I got was probably the most satisfying thing I've done; it took over 70 tries to actually get it, however.

Teach me the secrets.

 

[Sanctified Aberration]

If I had to guess, I would say that ol' Plasma is the best for this sort of thing. I can't remember the last time I saw him on when he wasn't a-trolldier-ing.

 

[Starfire]

If I had to guess, I would say that ol' Plasma is the best for this sort of thing. I can't remember the last time I saw him on when he wasn't a-trolldier-ing.

If he's the best for this sort of thing, then he is a God among Men and deserves all the world's virgins. except me

I'll seek him out once I actually get home.

 

[HeadHunter]

If he's the best for this sort of thing, then he is a God among Men and deserves all the world's virgins. except me

I'll seek him out once I actually get home.

Usually most of the market gardeners are on 2fort for the easy to kill snipers. Try practicing there first.

 

[Starfire]

Usually most of the market gardeners are on 2fort for the easy to kill snipers. Try practicing there first.

I can't seem to hit any target that stands still

 

[jhnsn]

Ask VP, he might be willing to help (Though I don't think he likes teaching things, asking him couldn't hurt)

 

[Nix]

There are many, many followers of the MG cult in this division.

Look around, you'll find some.

 

[hEY]

Wait, you've only played for less than a month and you're already this good. What D: I feel useless. Have you seen this?

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kqw4UzH40c[/ame]

 

[N-Light]

ill secretly train you on the event server, when kazoo isnt watching >.>

 

[Ezekiel]

Foundry seems to be the home of more than a few Market Gardner "pros." You could observe them in the wild, so to speak.

 

[ThePhlubs]

Just a tip: Go lateral. Lateral jump movement is your best friend.

 

[Kazoo]

I think Harvest seems to be the home of the trolldiers, haha. Maybe play some more there?

ill secretly train you on the event server, when kazoo isnt watching >.>

:glare:

I see all.

 

[Humility The Humble]

Star_

 

[Jawneh]

Before you start swinging the sacred Market Gardener you should work on becoming decent at rocket jumping. More so learn how to maneuver while airborne. It's basically the same as rocket jumping onto a very small platform or right next to hit and hitting your mouse1.

 

[strabes]

air strafing

 

[N-Light]

I think Harvest seems to be the home of the trolldiers, haha. Maybe play some more there?


:glare:

I see all.

*coughrconstalkercough*

 

[Starfire]

Ask VP, he might be willing to help (Though I don't think he likes teaching things, asking him couldn't hurt)

VP has helped me a lot so far, so maybe I'll ask home when I get a chance.

Wait, you've only played for less than a month and you're already this good. What D: I feel useless. Have you seen this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kqw4UzH40c

can't view the video because videos take up major data on my phone, and still out of town, but you're not that bad. My best friend, who some may know cause he plays on the servers sometimes, Professor Hugbox, he helped me get started and taught me a lot. Unfortunately, he was never interested in market gardening, so I can't ask him for help because he just doesn't know.

ill secretly train you on the event server, when kazoo isnt watching >.>

I couldn't ask you to undermine Kazoo just to train me. Kazoo probably wouldn't be very upset by it, but still, it's alright.

 

[Nix]

I couldn't ask you to undermine Kazoo just to train me. Kazoo probably wouldn't be very upset by it, but still, it's alright.

Taking jokes seriously, are we?

You have much to learn.

 

[Starfire]

Sorry bout Double Post, but my phone doesn't like multi-page multi quote and doing it manually on a phone is a pain.

Just a tip: Go lateral. Lateral jump movement is your best friend.

Thanks so much for the tip!

I think Harvest seems to be the home of the trolldiers, haha. Maybe play some

I'm decent at pogoing off the roof and towards that sniper spot on the shack, but I can never get in there to get the hit. Thanks got the advice

Star_

Star is not only extremely good, his voice is very sexy.

Before you start swinging the sacred Market Gardener you should work on becoming decent at rocket jumping. More so learn how to maneuver while airborne. It's basically the same as rocket jumping onto a very small platform or right next to hit and hitting your mouse1.

Thanks, I'll get into some jump servers

 

[Starfire]

Taking jokes seriously, are we?

You have much to learn.

I take everything seriously. Okay, not really.I know it was a joke, just replying to it as if it was serious.

I might be new to Edge, but I'm not new to determining tone and intent from a string if text. Even then, words are only 10% of human language, the rest being tone and body language. To imply that it is a joke is just representation of how you chose to imagine the tone and meaning of the sentence, but not absolute that it is a joke.