Found a guide on Steam for market gardening. I don't know if it'll help me cause i haven't gone through it yet, but this is the opening:
"Did you recently watch a video by PLANET_ and think to yourself "hmmm, that's awesome! I wanna do that too!"?
Did you fail miserably and now hate yourself? Are you a scrub? Is the new pope a gangster? The answer to all of thse questions is yes. No worries! Un-scrub yourself by reading my short and handy guide! Feast your eyes upon these testimonials:
"...I don't play soldier."
-Eddie the tiger
"An excellent guide!"
-Chef Excellence
"I lost my job, my wife dumped me and little Billy died in a car crash because of this guide!"
-Someone of great importance"
Mylife is complete