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Just got back with 18 lbs! all to myself
i was an umpa lumpa with a couple of my friends...
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One of my primary goals in life is to be absurdly wealthy and eccentric, so much so that I'm able and willing to employ a small army of little people dressed like umpa lumpas. My umpa lumpas will perform all of the tasks required to keep my estate in order, and will also sing and dance on special occasions. And they will all of course, be very well paid for their services. My wife thinks the idea is kind of creepy. I think it's brilliant.
So lets stay in contact ProBowl24, I may have a job for you very soon.