Just for you Magus_

[BoinkVX]

I hear you have some kind of life goal...

 

[FoxPhantom]

!up Boink, hahahaha

 

[Shiznoe]

Needs more steaks...

 

[AndyGuy]

so many sandviches...

 

[Maserati]

omg... Jeremy is going tto explode at this rate.

 

[CrashRIT]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igwS5CTO_uE[/ame]

and

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJi-Asn68nw[/ame]

 

[Gerbil]

LOL its beautiful

 

[Capital Orange]

i feel so out of the loop

im not even hip anymore

 

[Kazoo]

XD So many Sandviches.

i feel so out of the loop

im not even hip anymore

Magus has a dream of filling his backpack with Sandviches. No clue why.

I showed him the IRL Sandvich, and he freaked, haha.

 

[Magus]

A section from the popular and best selling book; Magus - an in depth booklet of an american hero with an american dream​

Magus was sitting in a cafe in London one day, sipping some tea and reading and article from the newspaper titled: Jeremy Schofield - Fluffy hair, or really fluffy hair? when he saw a waitress bring a man a sandvich on a plate. The beautiful delicacy has white bread on the top and bottom, followed by the red as blood tomatoes, green as grass lettuce, the sublime Swiss cheese, ham, and finally, the delectable green olive with a toothpick of finest wood punctured through. When the man noticed his food arrive to his table, he said something along the lines of: "What is this? A sandvich?! I wanted toast! Blasphemy!"
Hearing this, Magus heard a voice in his head that strongly reminisced Napoleon Dynamite: "Don't worry, all of your troubles will over soon"

The next day, Magus turned on his television (a spectacular invention, probably something he invented) and saw on the 4:00 news: "London resident diagnosed with Aids, Fever, Flu, Swine Flu, Bald headiness, Male Pregnancy, Common Cold, Not-So Common Cold, Mononucleosis, and the virus known as Hotdog Fingers all in one night."
The man diagnosed was the very same who disrespected the sandvich god yesterday. Magus then heard the sandvich god speak to him again: "You have done well..."

 

[oey192]

sm_give "Magus" "tf_item_sandvich" "infinity"

 

[Puliping]

A section from the poplar and best selling book; Magus - an in depth booklet of an american hero with an american dream​

That section doesn't quite say WHY you're doing this... Can I see where to buy this book? For more in depth reading...
But, also:

 

[spax]

can we make a cake lunch box item for the heavy pls

 

[Puliping]

can we make a cake lunch box item for the heavy pls

You're the star of Portal already, do you really need to get inside TF2?

 

[Maserati]

we have sm_cake already cake I vote for SM_SANDVICH

 

[Nix]

we have sm_cake already cake I vote for SM_SANDVICH

wait, there is actually a sm_cake command?

I must try this.

 

[Humility The Humble]

wait, there is actually a sm_cake command?

I must try this.

What's it do?

No robo sandvich?
no beef?
Only sandviches?