Worst fortune cookie EVER

[masterofpuppets]

This was in my Panda Express fortune cookie today:

"If the shoe fits, wear it".

.......... %-6. THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!

 

[Booster37]

At least it makes sense.

 

[EDITThor]

Nah... The worst fortune cookies says "The only way to attain your dreams is to wake up!"

I don't like using energy, so I guess they're still dreams.

 

[Sir Leeroy]

great, know only if u could find the shoe......

 

[bLackout {RD}]

Panda Express too, but like last month

"Your hand is full of gold."

YOU WISHHH!!!.....


!shy

 

[pipcorona]

I have one that rivals that:
If the glove doesn't fit, wear it when you commit crimes.

 

[Munch]

i would hate to be the guy that has to type those up.....

 

[chinaonnitrous1]

add the words .....in bed.... to ever fortune cookie.

Usually works out pretty well =D

 

[Acid Green]

people must get pretty bored of typing those that why they have so many stupid ones XD

 

[xRomanticDeathx]

[quote1198539589=Acid Green]
people must get pretty bored of typing those that why they have so many stupid ones XD
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Example: If the shoe fits, then it...fits?

or

Exmaple: If you see fortune in your life, that means your in a bank!

 

[Volcom]

lol Fortune Cookies aren't even a Chinese Tradition. Fortune Cookies are American not Chinese lol! The Real China has RICE CAKES!!

 

[phuzzz]

...... in bed.

 

[-V-]

I once got a fortune cookie that said
"You are going to breathe life today",

What THE %#%?

 

[OsirisIraq]

Old Chinese Saying:

"Man who run behind truck exhausted.
Man who run in front of truck tired"

 

[Booster37]

[quote1198588704=OsirisIraq]
Old Chinese Saying:

"Man who run behind truck exhausted.
Man who run in front of truck tired"
[/quote1198588704]Man who run in front of moving truck in bad predicament.

 

[Carmine]

... quakers make rice cakes

 

[chemically_dependent]

[quote1198694734=masterofpuppets]
This was in my Panda Express fortune cookie today:

"If the shoe fits, wear it".

.......... %-6. THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!
[/quote1198694734]

"shivers" That line gives me horrible flash backs of 1998. My tenth grade advanced biology teacher(who looked like frankenstein,dressed like a man, even though it was a woman) used to say that all the time.

I think the worst fortune cookie I've seen was given to a friend of mine when we went to the "chinese buffet". It said " the sands of the desert will bring much happiness to your life". Keep in mind my friend just had got back from a very bloody year and a half tour in Iraq. We both had a good laugh over that.