The Corrupt Wish Game

[fatyguy]

Bronies, bronies everywhere

I wish my first world problems would go away.

You've been transported to a tribal village in the rain forest.

I wish valve maps had a more consistent player base.

 

[Nix]

You've been transported to a tribal village in the rain forest.

I wish valve maps had a more consistent player base.

Player base consists of the most annoying and mean people in comp TF2.

I wish I could turn back the hands of time. And eat some stew. With you.

 

[Puliping]

Player base consists of the most annoying and mean people in comp TF2.

I wish I could turn back the hands of time. And eat some stew. With you.

You turn back too much, stew has not been invented yet and I'm annoying.

I wish that it wasn't so hot here.

 

[Tokiw]

I leave the room, so the level of hotness is now much lower. It's still a pretty high temperature, though.

I wish I discovered a frictionless surface.

 

[Capital Orange]

you slip on the surface and are eternally slippy slidy

i wish for world peace

 

[Poor Man]

world peace brings alien conquerors would were deterred from our wars but now feel safe coming.

I wish I had a Klondike Bar

 

[Soupy]

Your Klondike Bar melted in your backpack before you could eat it.....

I wish for more wishes.......

 

[Fullmetal]

You get more wishes, but for every wish you make, you lose something precious to you.

I wish I was better at TF2.

 

[Idol]

I wish I was better at TF2.

You are quite good at TF2 and can main several classes with an impressive amount of skill. However your name is now Kazoo and, instead of acknowledging your skill, everyone sends you lolcats and calls you a crazy cat lady.

I wish more people knew who Darth is.

 

[Rawburt]

You are quite good at TF2 and can main several classes with an impressive amount of skill. However your name is now Kazoo and, instead of acknowledging your skill, everyone sends you lolcats and calls you a crazy cat lady.

I wish more people knew who Darth is.

Everyone knows who Darth is, but you are unable to make bans of any sort due to a recent policy change, and you are kicked out of the TF2 division and sent to the Minecraft division in a wicker basket known as your own shame woven in to an actual basket.

I wish I had an Invis Watch.

 

[Fullmetal]

I wish I had an Invis Watch.

You do, but once you use it it breaks and you're invisible forever.

I wish I had the ban skills like Idol.

 

[The_Polish_Pyronaut]

You do, but once you use it it breaks and you're invisible forever.

I wish I had the ban skills like Idol.

You do but then you get banned by Idol

I wish Kazoo would stop crying at the sight of my mini's (It hurts their feelings)

 

[Nix]

You do but then you get banned by Idol

I wish Kazoo would stop crying at the sight of my mini's (It hurts their feelings)

Kazoo then becomes an unstoppable force against your minis, and you are unable to kill her ever again.

I wish I had no lag.

 

[Super-Nova]

Without lag, there is nothing stopping you from being an unstoppable tf2-machine. You become the best player ever, and in the absence of anyone to challenge your majesty, you become bored, begin binge-eating, becoming a balloon.

I wish I had a twin I had brain-washed into obeying my every command.

 

[Humility The Humble]

Without lag, there is nothing stopping you from being an unstoppable tf2-machine. You become the best player ever, and in the absence of anyone to challenge your majesty, you become bored, begin binge-eating, becoming a balloon.

I wish I had a twin I had brain-washed into obeying my every command.

You get the twin but it dies the next day.

I wish for the favor of the crit gods

 

[Ken the Kitsune]

You get the twin but it dies the next day.

I wish for the favor of the crit gods

You get crits, but you can only be sniper. i'm vaccinating the sniper on the other team

I wish for a unusual Gibus with orbiting Half-life 3 logo

 

[Rawburt]

You get crits, but you can only be sniper. i'm vaccinating the sniper on the other team

I wish for a unusual Gibus with orbiting Half-life 3 logo

You get your fancy Gibus, but someone sees it on a server, gets jealous, then hacks in to your accounts and steals it. Once they have it, they realize how much they actually don't like it, so they delete it.

Speaking of Half-Life 3, I wish Valve would release HL3 tomorrow.

 

[Puliping]

HL3 comes out the next day, but it's full of bugs and glitches. Valve says they won't even try to fix those because people were making them rush so much. Also, Valve closes the day after that.

I wish for hats.

 

[Nether]

HL3 comes out the next day, but it's full of bugs and glitches. Valve says they won't even try to fix those because people were making them rush so much. Also, Valve closes the day after that.

I wish for hats.

I burn them and eat them

I wish for nothing.

 

[Rawburt]

I burn them and eat them

I wish for nothing.

You die from spontaneous combustion due to a wish-paradox.

I wish for a 24/7 eGO Randomizer server in place of Instagib.