This Is No Joke - Server Changes Are Go

[Vinyl.]

Valve maps forever.

Thank you, based cael.

 

[Insomnia Princess]

And there was much rejoicing across the lands.

 

[Kazoo]

Some people need to get their eyes checked.
We said fast respawn, not instant.

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[XO]

What weapons does no spread effect?

Does it effect Miniguns?

 

[Capital Orange]

What weapons does no spread effect?

Does it effect Miniguns?

oh dear lord no

its on shotguns, scatterguns, and on damage, so melee hits now always hit for 65, and headshots are always 150

 

[Rawburt]

Some people need to get their eyes checked.
We said fast respawn, not instant.

Yeah, I was wondering why everyone was talking about "instant". I figured I don't know server technowaffle gibberish terms and that they're the same xD

 

[Ezekiel]

Hope this is a joke or my time in TF2 is coming to an end.

I'm starting to feel the same way Toxxin.

 

[Nix]

''Tired of waiting to get back in the fray? Now you will be able to wait a little less! Fast respawn is now appearing live on 2Fort only!''
Can we decrease red spawn time in Dustbowl.. it kills me. Maybe by 6-7 seconds less :/

Dustbowl would be a horridly unbalanced spamhole if that ever happened. Please, no.

 

[UnderCoverSpy16]

Dustbowl would be a horridly unbalanced spamhole if that ever happened. Please, no.

Lolololol right



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[Danzyyg]

I miss my random crits that would save me every once in awhile! I love the fast respawn though!

 

[UnderCoverSpy16]

I don't understand what no spread is... Someone?


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[Ezekiel]

I don't understand what no spread is... Someone?


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Assuming you're not trolling...no spread means that the bullets travel along a predictable "cone" instead of semi-random bullet placement inside the aimed-at area. IOW: If you fire at the wall, the little bullet holes will be in the exact same spot every single time.

 

[UnderCoverSpy16]

Assuming you're not trolling...no spread means that the bullets travel along a predictable "cone" instead of semi-random bullet placement inside the aimed-at area. IOW: If you fire at the wall, the little bullet holes will be in the exact same spot every single time.

Thank you!!!!!!!!!! But how was that a problem ... Why enable it?


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[Cyclone]

No crits? YES. I will be on much more once I have the time!

 

[Insomnia Princess]

Thank you!!!!!!!!!! But how was that a problem ... Why enable it?


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No crits, no spread takes the random factor out of it and makes shots more accurate. Damage spread and random crits are disabled in most competitive play scenarios, for example.

No damage spread means pellet-style weapons (Shotgun, Scattergun, Force-A-Nature, Shortstop) fire pellets in a nonrandom pattern. The pattern is composed of 9 hitscan paths spaced like a 3x3 grid, with one extra pellet going down the center (or, for the Force-A-Nature, two extra going down the center and one extra going down the middle-right path).

TLDR; It means weapons cause a precise amount of damage each time, instead of a random value between X and Y.

 

[UnderCoverSpy16]

No crits, no spread takes the random factor out of it and makes shots more accurate. Damage spread and random crits are disabled in most competitive play scenarios, for example.



No damage spread means pellet-style weapons (Shotgun, Scattergun, Force-A-Nature, Shortstop) fire pellets in a nonrandom pattern. The pattern is composed of 9 hitscan paths spaced like a 3x3 grid, with one extra pellet going down the center (or, for the Force-A-Nature, two extra going down the center and one extra going down the middle-right path).



TLDR; It means weapons cause a precise amount of damage each time, instead of a random value between X and Y.

Thanks lol... Sorry for my ignorance :/


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[HumanResourcesInc]

Don't be fooled. This April is all about getting our servers up and kicking.

Don't be fooled this April? That was a particularly nice touch. Well done.

 

[Jack]

I hope these new plug-ins will move our servers up in the rankings and keep them filled

 

[Kazoo]

So it is April 2nd, and the changes are still here. So to anyone thinking this was an early April Fool's joke, it is not.

If you tried out the servers with the new changes, give us feedback. How are they doing?

To those of you who like the changes to Valve Maps, no crits hurts my soul, so I hope you're happy. :X
Despite that, I do want to play and try out the no crits and no spread. It's been a long time since I played Valve Maps like that.

 

[Wronskain]

we have implemented no crits, no bullet spread, and no damage spread on Valve Maps only.

Time to play some Valve Maps.