I would change my name and move to Kyrgyzstan. Then I would probably meet a nice polish lady and we would go on a few dates. We would consider marriage, but right now it's just fun to live in the moment. After a few years, I would grow bored and start building a prototype suit that I could use to thwart crime.....I think I would call myself "Aluminum guy," since Iron Man is already taken.
In all seriousness, I would probably be stuck playing old call of duty games in servers that had no rules. Eventually I would probably stop playing PC games due to the lack of admins.
Thanks eGO!