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Yankee [inactive]

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Award: Addicted

Given for exemplary determintation to waste your life in an online game that is not WoW.

I was poking around the stats area and saw the "time played" stat. I clicked to sort to see who was the highest and sadly realized that it was ME. I have over 10 DAYS of play on our servers. The worst part though is I didn't start on our servers until the end of November. You're all slackers!

I am sad.

I know this.

DANG! I have to wait 7hrs, 23min until I can play again. Must....stop...shaking....
 
LOL... Based upon your description, I would think that the award should be called "Loser" ;).
 
[quote1201698307=chrisbliss18]
LOL... Based upon your description, I would think that the award should be called "Loser" ;).
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Lol, no that award is for those that get so caught up they actually get mad and lose it in-game and as a result forgetting its all supposed to be for fun.
 
Good point.

Loser
Awarded to those who get their panties in a knot over things like lucky crits, getting backstabbed by a spy "one time too many", or dying to engineers and their "silly n00b guns."
 
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Good point.

Loser
Awarded to those who get their panties in a knot over things like lucky crits, getting backstabbed by a spy "one time too many", or dying to engineers and their "silly n00b guns."
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engies dont have silly noob guns!

meanie:
the guy that says engies are for noobs!
 
Yeah, I'm one of those guys who gets ticked at the game sometimes, but I swear to god it's because of all the freaking calc homework. And composition homework.

You wanna talk about stressful... take calculus and composition in the same semester. :-(
 
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Yeah, I'm one of those guys who gets ticked at the game sometimes, but I swear to god it's because of all the freaking calc homework. And composition homework.

You wanna talk about stressful... take calculus and composition in the same semester. :-(
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ahh omg! that would be stressful!
 
Hehe, I'm in second, but i've always been in the Top 3, normally, because I almost only play in the eGO servers.
 
The MOP Award:

Awarded to a player who gets so frustrated with spies that, after a backstab, they try to throw their corded mouse only to have it not go anywhere.
 
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The MOP Award:

Awarded to a player who gets so frustrated with spies that, after a backstab, they try to throw their corded mouse only to have it not go anywhere.
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haha i could be a nominee for that award!
 
The Romantic Award:

Awarded to a player whose main purpose in-game is to back stab other player in order to make them throw their corded mouse only to have it not go anywhere!
 
Heheeh thats funny Romantic, I just like lay waste to the enemy with my trusty medic behind me. I actually like the lots of playtime ribbon idea though.
 
[quote1201725846=JackpoT]engies dont have silly noob guns![/quote1201725846]
You completely missed the point JackpoT. It was tongue in cheek.
 
The Team Punching Bag award:

Given to the player who sacrifices themselves to take a class at which they suck for the purpose of balancing out the team.

Or is that just an excuse? Hmmm ...
 
The Munch Award:

Given to those who accidentally ban themselves trying to ban a hacker.
 
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[quote1201713410=masterofpuppets]
The MOP Award:

Awarded to a player who gets so frustrated with spies that, after a backstab, they try to throw their corded mouse only to have it not go anywhere.
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haha i could be a nominee for that award!
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Wow, dejavu . . . . sounds like playing with MichaelScott or MostlyHarmless . . . . . wow . . . I feel I've been here before. Where's my award????? :D

6.
 
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[quote1201728664=JackpoT]
[quote1201713410=masterofpuppets]
The MOP Award:

Awarded to a player who gets so frustrated with spies that, after a backstab, they try to throw their corded mouse only to have it not go anywhere.
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haha i could be a nominee for that award!
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haha really?

heres your reward
the sixxgun award:
given to the man that lets me rub against them and dance in front of them in TF2!
haha remember that in lazytown?
Wow, dejavu . . . . sounds like playing with MichaelScott or MostlyHarmless . . . . . wow . . . I feel I've been here before. Where's my award????? :D

6.
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We need another one:

Boosterhax award:

Awarded to the player by some miracle, stops a cap at the very last second, stands on the point killing no one on it for ten seconds, just in time for everyone else to respawn and kill them, causing the capping team to throw their corded mouse only to have it not go anywhere.
 
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