tf2 Weapon Ideas

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As of my lifetime in eGO, I don't think I have ever posted a thread actually related to tf2. In order to clear my conscience, I have decided to make a thread that might be a bit thought provoking.

What weapons would you add to the game if you had the opportunity?

"Me first! Me first! Me first!" Okay InfernoCookie whatcha got. "Well I'd like a shotgun with only 1 or 2 shots that does more damage. A rocket launcher w/ a really slow projectile and a large explosion radius. And ooooooh a spy watch that never let's you be in disguise." (shakes head in disapproval) Wow those are terrible.... Anyone else? Anyone? Anyone?
 
TBH, I'd like things to go back to the way they were closer to the Vanilla days, where you had to earn your kill... Now its just flames out of machine guns, pee sniping and so much other crap.
 
TBH, I'd like things to go back to the way they were closer to the Vanilla days, where you had to earn your kill... Now its just flames out of machine guns, pee sniping and so much other crap.

spoken like a true man!

What I want is
-A rocket launcher with a faster reload and faster fire speed and more damage with more ammo and the clip itself is 4 rockets :P (Only I would be allowed to have that weapon)

-A flamethrower that has a faster airblast rate and costs less to airblast

- Longer cloak for spy and maybe add new a sapper that destroys building faster.

- A crate that has 100% chance of giving a gold pan

- Hats

- Aimbot (jk)

- Cake

- Cookies

- And of course... The thing i always wanted..:
1 -A rocket jumper with more ammo in the clip, faster reload, faster shooting.
2 -Boots that do 3x the damages when landed on other players + no fall damage no matter what height + no 80% less damage when rocket jumping without the gunboats
3- And finally, a shotgun when equipped has 6 shots, same damage as stock and same reload and same fire spread but 80% less damage when rocket jumping and no fall damage :P (only i can have that)
 
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I'd add some demoman nade lawnchairs. Maybe one that acts like a beggars bazooka. Another could be, faster projectile at the cost of reload speed and clip size.


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A better scope for the sniper. The cozy camper helps a little, but really, makes no sense. I would really like something with more zoom for maps with longer ranges.
 
I want a pastrami sandvich, which increases heavies run speed O_O
Or anything fun to hit people with like the ham, pan or fish....possibly a child?....maybe something more along the lines of....a snowball!....snowball fights :3......or yeah, anything fun that you could think of....a TARDIS?
 
TBH, I'd like things to go back to the way they were closer to the Vanilla days, where you had to earn your kill... Now its just flames out of machine guns, pee sniping and so much other crap.
I totally agree..... in most scenarios.

But tf2 is the Mario Kart or Super smash bros of shooters. (Oh dear do I sound 12 years old?) It is a really silly addition it's genre. If a wanted seriousness I'd play Gran Turismo instead oh MK, Tekken? (I don't know fighting games) instead of Smash, Or Fistful of Frags (Which I not only play but totally recommend to everyone) instead tf2.
 
Oh! Oh! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOh! I forgot one. I want the sticky jumper to be able to use 3 or 4 bombs at a time. I honestly can't use it as much as I used to.
 
Oh! Oh! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOh! I forgot one. I want the sticky jumper to be able to use 3 or 4 bombs at a time. I honestly can't use it as much as I used to.
Yeah I didn't like that that patch. #bringbackeight

As for me, I would love a 'flamethrower' that was ice themed. Maybe it could slow enemies. But that would be ridiculously overpowered, so maybe less damage?

I also want a Practice flamethrower along the lines of the RJ or SJ, except for airblasts.
 

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