The 411 on Andrew
Where should I start? I could start with my name and my hometown but that would be too hackney. I could start with my hobbies but that wouldn’t give off a good impression. So where do I start? That’s an interesting word, start. To start would imply there would be an end, but is there ever an end or is it a conscious repetitive cycle of history imposed on us by a higher being. If there is a higher being, why is he/she higher? Is it simply because he/she are physical higher then us? Is it because he/she higher in intelligence? How about we are so low in intelligence that we don’t realize we are more intelligent then this higher being? Aristotle denotes Homo sapiens are higher beings simply because we have the power of reason. Now there’s a conundrum, here we have a great philosopher deducing great feats of philosophy to reason that we have reason, but if we have so much reason why do we have to rely on such an intelligent man to reason we have reason. Shouldn’t we have known already, hmmmm interesting. By this time you either said this guy is insane and left or you are amazed at my intelligence, either way I already left an impact. What is insanity? Is insanity the lost of one’s mind or is it the inability to conform to society standard on its ways of thinking. When I go to brunch on the weekend and put honey on my bacon my roommate calls it crazy. However, how crazy is it? Why can’t I have honey on my bacon? Will it truly tear at the very fabric of society if I have some honey on my bacon? Oh, no he has honey on his bacon let’s put him in the loony bin! Oh wellz, I have a mid-term in an hour and this bubble I’m in floating away from society is about to pop and send me spiraling back in the world of caffeine and ramen. So the next time you see me put honey on my bacon, I’m not crazy just revolutionary.
P.S. I love your banner Dr. Molotov