Hmmm, i dont think i like the idea of a toilet talking to my children, let alone having it installed in my house. Sounds like the plot for a horror movie, or rape sequence? Good idea for a movie, i think ill dedicate my life to creating this movie.
I'm damn near 22 years old and that scared the crap out of me (not literally because I don't want to go to my toilet now). God knows what I would think if I was a little kid.