The Mental Clinic (excellent capsule for people who dare read it)

Captain Mental would like to point out to all people who posts comments in this thread:

1 . The captain does not have an ego, he's been tought by his mom at a very young age to be always amicable and humble servant. It is not the captain's fault if he actually is a great player and that he has to lower his skills on purpose to make sure one side is not overly stacked with skills.

2 . The captain doesnt know the meaning of the word "lie" as been employed by another player that we will not name on this forum ( read a few comments above to find out what ninja said) and will always keep saying the truth until his last breath.

3 . The Captain, in his all-mighty greatness, will never come to his last breath. It's just a reminder for people to know that invulnerability exists and it comes in the corporal form the good Captain. At the worse, he says he will spawn back!

4 . The powerfull Captain believes that everybody will thank him for being so generous and humble at least once in their tf2 life , when he will let them live to fight again, when less generous players like the Drunken Sailor or Monkey bits by example, would just shoot them like dogs. The Captain is a good man.

5 . The captain also would like to see more skilled players in warpath. Some people have been avoiding Warpath fearing losing ranks in the stats. He will not name anybody.

6 . The mighty Captain Mental changed his mind and will give out names afterall.

7 . The good Captain decided that maybe he will just forget about giving out names because he doesnt want to humiliate anybody in front of their wives, children, school teachers and the list goes on and on and frankly, the Captain is a bit busy cooking dinner right now.

8 , The Captain admits not knowing what to say for reason number 8 so he will pass this one. Hail to him and to his greatness!

9 . There is no number 9. It is a plot by the Captain to confuse as many people as possible. Has he once said: " Thou shall be confused". Worship the Captain!!

10 . The All mighty Lord, Captain Mental, will be in Warpath again tonight, taking on a mass of unworthy challengers . He's used to deal with adversity and normally comes out a winner. He wants people to know that he doesnt fear anybody, at the same time he would like them to know that it is prefereable to abdicate now instead of making fools of themselves by meaninglessly challenging him and coming out a loser.

Ethel,
Secretary of Captain Mental.
 
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i envy captain mentals modesty, i wish i was more like him.
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QFT.
I'm going to start playing Warpath more often, just so I can bask in the sheer greatness of the Captain.
I am not worthy.
 
Oh "great" and "humble" captain, from now on I shall screenshot every backstab and headshot you recieve from myself to prove, you are nothing more then a myth! This made all the harder that oft times I find myself to scared to play on the team you do not reside on.
 
soo this is what you guys were talking about in the game lol... had a blast playing along side the great captain. It was pretty bad on the last round where nothing really worked out in the end lol
 
alright, first things first...i was NOT hiding behind that barricade...i was simply stuck! ahahha theres a difference! great story Capt and its always a pleasure to play onthe same server along your side...and sometimes against =P. Great job to all Warpathians, keep it up and hope to have a great challenge one day where the winner can finally take the gold!

Andrew a.k.a. the-rod-of-god
 
The great Captain would like to point out to Rod that, even if Rod is in denial about his lack of bravery ( hiding behind sentries) that he still wants Rod to participate in every warpath games.

The Captain also said he would talk to the opposition about giving Rod some slack.
 
LOL Rod "STUCK" sure you were just admit that the almighty CAPTAIN taught you all you know lol :P
 
No no rod, theres a difference between being stuck and being wedged in. You were well and truly WEDGED IN on account of you built your sentry and dispenser wedging yourself further in the corner and of course unlike us you couldnt just walk through them.... priceless :D
 
hah lesson?? what lesson?? i wanna do it again! it was fun and i couldnt die!! muhuhahahahahah *cue wookie sound* lol. Aww you warpathians are amazing lol. And Buga, wedged is a good word! haha
 
The Squirrel would like to point out that the Captain talks about himself in third person alot, and it makes the Squirrel grin.
 
It was actually the Captain's Secretary Ethel who was writing that last message, Mr Flippy. But i realise that i forgot to write my name down after i posted. The Captain is way to humble to refer to himself at the third person. The Captain has been well trained in the martial arts and does not know the meaning of the word arrogance. And even after he surpassed his old master in every ways and wiped the floor with him regularly, he still kept calling him "mentor". If that is not humble enough for you, nothing is.

I hope the mighty Captain will forgive for this unfortunate mistake... hail to his greatness!

Ethel Secretary of Captain Mental
 
I, for one, have seen my stats improve when I play Warpath. This is NOT attributable to the Captain however...

I'll stick to following Mental Buga around. SHE knows what she's doing :-)


I would also like to take this opportunity to challenge the "greatness" that is the Captain. As of this posting, there are EXACTLY 357 people greater than he, according to the all-knowing HLSTATS.... myself among them. THEREFORE, I submit that the Captain is nothing but a fraud! Come, my brothers and sisters! Rise up and throw off the shackles that this "Captain" has placed upon you! Be burdened no longer by his oppression! Follow me! To 2fort.... no, I mean to VICTORY!!
 
Ninjafluff you fool! Don't you know that HLSTATS is a conspiracy to lessen the almighty Captain's greatness?
 
Mr Ninja fluff, i seem to remember you being on fire often . I'm glad to see that my healing powers have been helping you achieve a new level. As far as Mental Buga goes, she will give you loads kill assists, but please refrain from staying to close to her as the smell of burning fluff gives her nausea.

As for being a fraud, well i can understand you being a ninja and all, and me being 7 times black belt in karate, kung-fu and all kinds of martial arts you never heard from... you have the right to be frustrated and i, understand that perfectly. We doctors call your case, denial.

As far as it goes, my protégé Voltaire would let you know, sir, that hl stats are not sophisticated enough to keep up with my humble skills. For some reasons, when i start whizzing around players and leaving corpses everywhere, it doesnt even show up in the screen. I believe they should update their windows 95 more often.

Sincerely yours,

Captain Mental

ps: Please excuse my secretary for her mistake, she shall be whipped ten times for her blatant incompetence.
 
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