The Mental Clinic (excellent capsule for people who dare read it)

Captain Mental! I will ask you once more, let my people go!!

You CAN be defeated! I have taken the first steps, along with another compatriot. HERE is your proof!

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A new ally has joined the fight as well. That ally has already proven their mettle, and has followed in my footsteps. Observe!!

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Captain, your days leading this.... abomination.... are over! The people will have their say, and they will say NO to your reign!!
 
Ohh Captain, please forgive me, I was playing under your name for a while so I could bask in your greatness and see what it was like, I have tarnished your reputation!
 
Fluffy, open your eyes good chap, even one such as I who would spend hours upons hours just to backstab the Captain have seen his true potential, I beg you reconsider before you do somthing truely foolish
 
No Voltaire, you do not have to defend me, i am not worthy of all te respect you show me. Odin, you have seen the light and i am proud to call you my son.

But we have to give Ninja the benefit of the doubt, he brings to the table what seems to be concrete proof. We shall have those screenshot analysed by the good judges in the ego clan and see what they come up with.
 
*cough* Hurumph..Excuse me little people. What's going on around here.

*fixes spectacles* hmm..screenshots..right.. Let's take a close look at those.

After careful consideration and much deliberation I concur with my educated peer, Delrio. It is, with humble heart, the decision of this judge that Fluffy McWhiskers is, in fact, full of it.

Thank you all for your time.
 
I would never say anything of the sort, Captain Mental. I am merely stating what the evidence tells us. If that evidence says that the fuzzy ninja is familiar with the workings of photoshop and makes things up to promote his own sinister cause while sullying the reputation of a noble man, then that's just what the evidence says.
 
Captain mental I must come clean! Please forgive me for saying I dominated you! While I only used the acursed means of photoshop to make it look like I was the better person! I see the error of my ways! PLEASE forgive me!
 
I am on Ninja's side! You are all blinded by the Doctor's evil and wicked ways! Think of it! WHen you go to ask for medical help, he charges you your life! He only want's the know that he gets assist kills! People blinded by the Evil Doctor! I BEG OF YOU! PULL AWAY BEFORE YOUR SOUL IS LOST FOREVER!
 
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What is the point of this thread?

i'm lost
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to have fun
 
I do not believe that for a minute Kolak...in all modesty i never said i was unbeatable and you seem to have the qualities to match most of my skills, so it is possible that you've achieved, by the ways of luck and gang banging, to maybe dominate me.

As for NinjaFluff, the panel of judges seem to still in delibaration on the matter. Delrio and Kaptain Kangaroo ( two of the judges) are reviewing the case in private. They might need the help of maybe a few other highly qualified photoshop forgery detection judges.

I believe you should also watch Hoostrax, i am sure i had avoided that head shot last night. When the bullet was coming toward me, i tilted my head just a fraction to make sure i would not be another victim of her not-too-bad sniper's skills. For some reason, the bullet took a jfk u-turn and hit me still.
 
Captain, you have never said you were unbeatable... but that is the impression you would like to project. I am, however, unsure of the role HoosTrax has to play in all of this. Have my words pierced the veil of fog that you have laid around her mind? Has she seen the light on her own? Perhaps she has her own motivations and is unaffected by either of us... She seems to be the wildcard in this whole mess.

As for my... "detractors".... who believe that my concrete evidence is doctored, well, the proof is in the pudding, as they say. If I were to modify some of the images to lean more in my favor, I would go much farther than this!

The ball is in your court, "dear Captain". More of my compatriots have seen that you CAN be beaten. I have gently tended this flame of rebellion and brought others to my cause... Relent now, Captain, before this brightly burning flame becomes an inferno!
 
I see that the satanical NinjaFluff has joined forces with the maniacal and bloodthirsty demon-cat know as Anders. It seems befitting that two hell-spawned furballs would unite to destroy the potential Sainthood of the dear Captain. Be warned any who read this!! Take not the words that spring forth from the Pandora's Box known as NinjaFluff, but follow the light..The beautiful blue light that springs forth from the beam of love(or morphine) that Captain Mental has mastered on the field of battle.
 
KaptainKangaroo... I see now that there is no hope for you. You had the greatest potential of them all. You could have single-handedly helped more than any other... This is a sad day, my friend. A sad day indeed. I salute your tenaciousness, sir! I look forward to meeting you on the battlefield to SHOW you instead of wasting any more words.
 
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I see that the satanacical NinjaFluff has joined forces with the maniacal and bloodthirsty demon-cat know as Anders. It seems befitting that two hell-spawned furballs would unite to destroy the potential Sainthood of the dear Captain. Be warned any who read this!! Take not the words that spring forth from the Pandora's Box known as NinjaFluff, but follow the light..The beautiful blue light that springs forth from the beam of love(or morphine) that Captain Mental has mastered on the field of battle.
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This man speaks the truth.

NinjaFluff will mislead your souls, my friends! Do not give in to temptation, though he makes sweet promises to you. The Captain will be there for you when you need him (even if he is mental!). He makes no silly promises he keeps at a price... no, no, not at all. His intention is good, and with his power behind you, friends, you shall conquer all evil!
 
I have heard from many sources to never trust the words of delrio... perhaps my compatriots would also do well to heed that advice!
 
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