The Mental Clinic (excellent capsule for people who dare read it)

ROFL, Troth... that's a good one!

*ahem*

Do you SEE Captain?? The masses are awakening! Your days of tyranny are at an end!
 
The people can easily see that i am not in this screen shot laying dead on the floor. Some more propaganda. The majority of people sees the right picture, they know that i do not allow myself to be killed during a crucial time to win the game. That would be unfair to my team.

For your mom, i already sent her a card and a fruit basket on your behalf troth, apologizing for using her good name in a game she probably knows nothing about. You, i'm pretty sure, probably play tf 2 in secret, scared that your family will find out you spend your day practicing your snipers skills on defenseless 8 years old newbies in some lost server that we dont even want to advertise in this forum.

And on top of that you got Ninja fluff lurking in the back like Rasputine.

May i remind these evil minions that my goal when i started this thread was to share my vast game experience, teach a thing or two about team spirit and humility, discuss all kinds of subjects about human behavior, solve a few of the world's problems... and then, jealous people (we shall not name any) with no regards for righteousness come along and try to put some dirt on my good name.

You cannot fool anybody, Delrio saw through your lies straight away. Some other less experienced admins might have had to examine the evidence much closely but his well-trained eye spotted the retouches on your screenshot straight away. This is the mark of a good judge, bravo Delrio.

Changing the subject, i'd like to thank ninjafluff's wife for feeding him good food so he stays healthy for years, because even if this man is possessed, he is still a brother human being and i shall not sleep until i bring him back to the reality. Hang in the Ninja, i shall help you pull through and assure you that Lucifer will have no choice but to put a knee on the floor when i meet him.
 
Rofl. This thread is hilarious. I just have this to say:

Troth, why dare even try to humiliate The Captain? That screenie was obviously photoshopped to cover up someone else getting killed by a demoman, because The Captain would never get killed by that. I guess Troth and the rest are just jealous if The Captain's amazing skills. Friends, brothers, you can be like the Captain! Just train with him for about 4 years, and you'll be about half as good as him.

Don't worry Captain, I support you.

-Exist.
 
Thank you Existence... my intentions are peacefull, now i'm being attacked from all sides by ninja's minions.

I fail to comprehend what motivates those individuals to be so stubbornly persistant in their attacks. Tried to settle the score yesterday but they did not show up. I won by default, go figure...
 
Dear Captain,

Still you insist that your motives are solely pure! You've even got poor Σxistence turned upside down... Look at his signature! Since his association with you, he FREELY admits that he is insane! Captain Mental... insanity... I think you get my point here. Σxistence! Open your eyes, my brother! The Captain only wishes to USE you to further his nefarious plot of world domination! I know that he promised you your own tropical island, but he is lying! He only tells you what he wants you to hear so you will blindly swear allegiance to him!

One by one, Captain, my fellows are awakening. They are shaking off this mind-numbing haze that you have put over them. The Captain's end is upon him, and he knows this. See how he trembles at our coming! To me, compatriots! Fight the good fight! The Captain cannot withstand our might and fury!
 
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Dear Captain,

Still you insist that your motives are solely pure! You've even got poor Σxistence turned upside down... Look at his signature! Since his association with you, he FREELY admits that he is insane! Captain Mental... insanity... I think you get my point here. Σxistence! Open your eyes, my brother! The Captain only wishes to USE you to further his nefarious plot of world domination! I know that he promised you your own tropical island, but he is lying! He only tells you what he wants you to hear so you will blindly swear allegiance to him!

One by one, Captain, my fellows are awakening. They are shaking off this mind-numbing haze that you have put over them. The Captain's end is upon him, and he knows this. See how he trembles at our coming! To me, compatriots! Fight the good fight! The Captain cannot withstand our might and fury!
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YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT EXISTANCE! You fool!

He's had that signature line forever. It's one of my favorites.

See how this flamer takes truth and bends it to try and trick our beloved community into turning against the Captain! THIS IS MADNESS!
 
This rivalry must end! I say that Captain and his minions should meet Ninja and his minions on a locked server in an eGO Mental Ninja duel!
 
I.... I don't know what to believe in anymore... Ninja says something, and Captain Mental contradicts him..

Who should I trust?
 
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I.... I don't know what to believe in anymore... Ninja says something, and Captain Mental contradicts him..

Who should I trust?
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Do you believe in someone who tells you lies? Do you believe in someone who won't compromise?

or do you believe in me?
 
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I.... I don't know what to believe in anymore... Ninja says something, and Captain Mental contradicts him..

Who should I trust?
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The Captain and I both contradict each other, this is part of being a Nemesis... Aside from predictably saying you should listen to me, let me offer one more piece of advice: NEVER listen to delrio. EVER. I won't give you the touchy-feely speech about listening to your heart... You don't need that. You can decide on your own without all the flowery speech! Σxistence, you are STRONG. Only you can decide your fate!

Monkeybits: I hereby accept the formal duel between the Captain and his misguided souls, versus myself and those who are able to think for themselves. You shall be the coordinator, as you will be most capable to handle said task.
 
Mom said thanks for the basket. She appreciated your gesture, but it was enough for her to dominate you, and that you should forgo any bribes in the future for her to stop.
 
Captain Mental! It appears that the wind has been let out of your sails.... Are you out of hot air? Have you finally tired of this useless banter? It is time to finish this.

Friends, Brothers, Sisters! Who here is tired of the Captain's heavy-handed rule? Who here is tired of the Captain's oppressive tactics? Who will stand with me so we can put down this mockery of justice once and for all? Your help is needed, because without YOU, we cannot hope to defeat the evil Captain!

STAND WITH ME, COMPATRIOTS! WE CAN WIN THIS WAR!
 
Captain Mental is in Germany right now, he's been called upon by the german government to advise them on how to deal with the illegal nazi movement problems. He shall be back in duty shortly, as he told me via his cell phone that his task was near completion and that success was imminent.

He also said that the beer and sausages were delicious, as supposedly october fest started a bit in advance after news leaking of his under cover presence in Germany.

The earth shall be free of evil, well at least Germany, the good captain said... as on the other end, some evil roams free in the form of ( the above poster).

The captain should stop in belgium on his way back, where he is going to be handed some unknown award... his words were:" Belgium loves me, i am not worthy" . Belgium erected a golden statue in his honor and also would like to hand him an award for something he's done for them but sadly forgotten about, being too busy saving germany and all...

So there should be some imminent carnage and bloodshed coming this way soon.

Sincerely,
Ethel
 
Captain Mental... Drunken Sailor isn't evil! He's just misunderstood!

I'm looking forward to the carnage... Captain Mental, you will need all the help you can get!!
 
I wonder what Ethel looks like? But anyways Mr. Mental I am going to have some spare time later on this week. If your as good of a medic as you say you are, we might could have a wonderful relationship since I like to have my own personal medic. Since your so humble and all, I was wondering if you minded following a drunken sailor?
 
Hello people, i'm finally back from Belgium. I had a call from Italy but i had to decline as they were planning to elect me dictator... i did not want all the attention... besides i cannot be away from my clinic for too long since some people ( that we will not name but you all know who they are) will keep poisoning the youth's minds like the serpents that they are.

At the general request, here is a picture of Ethel my devoted secretary. I'd like to warn the mighty Drunken Sailor that she doesnt like any sort of unpure advances before marriage, since she is single. So please refrain from flirting with her unless you have am engagement ring in your pocket.

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Anyway, more to come later as to my availability to play tf2 and save lives... right now Mental Buga my lovely wife is taking me to the restaurant. See you later
 
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