The Mental Clinic (excellent capsule for people who dare read it)

[Monkeybits]

Ethel is, in a word, stunning. In fact, I may make a spray of her to completely shock, dismay and scatter opposing teams.

 

[Flippy the Squirrel]

It's like she's wearing the furnishings from my first apartment.

 

[Flippy the Squirrel]

[quote1207061149=DrunkenSailor]
I just want to shoot some people.
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That's gonna be on your headstone, Drunken.

 

[NinjaFluff]

Poison? Dear Captain... I do not poison. I only seek to inform. Without black, there is no white. Without good, there is no evil. Without up, there is no down. The people need to see that they have an alternative to your dark and foul ethos. Without alternative, there is no reason to revolt, and throw off the shackles you have placed upon them!

Captain Mental, have you no shame? You continue to delude these poor innocents, indoctrinating them into your army of the numb... Captain, we can settle this once and for all. Now that you're back from Germany, you can face me on the field of honor! We can settle this age-old battle of good (myself and my compatriots) vs. evil (you and your purposefully misguided minions).

 

[Flippy the Squirrel]

Someone needs to create a black/white themed map for the two of you to duel on.

 

[Monkeybits]

Well, the Mental Ninja showdown is going to occur as soon as they assemble their ravening masses and we declare a time. There will be pixellated blood shed with vehemence rarely seen on server. Flippy's research into Source TV may come into play. Mayhem, I tell you, it will be madness on an unprecedented scale. It will not be for the weak of constitution.

 

[NinjaFluff]

Monkeybits, you have such a way with words! Positively eloquent...

And yes, there will be blood. And mayhem. ohhhh, the mayhem...