EGO Machine On the Table
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Top 10 ways to get your dad out of bed.
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1. Covertly replace Nvidia box with Radeon box.
2. Jump on his bed and shout "earthquake!!!"
3. Turn his clock forward and flicker the bedroom lights.
4. Tell him his motherboard doesn't support PCI-express.
5. Tell him his mother-in-law is coming over for a visit.
6. Covertly take his GeForce box and tell him it was all a dream.
7. Hire richard simmons to spoon with him.
8. Put a sheet over your father, and tell your friends your father is at work.
9. Put a sheet over richard simmons and tell them it is your father.
10. Play games on your fathers computer, and tell him how much fun you're having. :thumbup:
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1. Covertly replace Nvidia box with Radeon box.
2. Jump on his bed and shout "earthquake!!!"
3. Turn his clock forward and flicker the bedroom lights.
4. Tell him his motherboard doesn't support PCI-express.
5. Tell him his mother-in-law is coming over for a visit.
6. Covertly take his GeForce box and tell him it was all a dream.
7. Hire richard simmons to spoon with him.
8. Put a sheet over your father, and tell your friends your father is at work.
9. Put a sheet over richard simmons and tell them it is your father.
10. Play games on your fathers computer, and tell him how much fun you're having. :thumbup:
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Chris, you are wicked, I said wicked. When I die I am coming back to haunt you.
I bet if your dad read this he would be saying "you are no son of mine"
Cya later Chris.
I bet if your dad read this he would be saying "you are no son of mine"
Cya later Chris.
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:O
actually, my dad probably wouldn't understand half of it. lol
i don't think he knows what a graphics card is, nor why someone
would sleep with one. lol
my dad has vast knowledge about cars and trucks and the mecahnics
of everything on wheels. thats his expertise, so this would all be tom-foolery to him. lol
where-as my knowledge is specific to computers, and i couldnt tell you the first
thing about putting together a vehicle. just not my forte.
and i know you london, you're going to be a friendly ghost. lol you're like casper.
i have plenty of empty chairs in my house, so theres plenty of room for you to sit. lol
actually, my dad probably wouldn't understand half of it. lol
i don't think he knows what a graphics card is, nor why someone
would sleep with one. lol
my dad has vast knowledge about cars and trucks and the mecahnics
of everything on wheels. thats his expertise, so this would all be tom-foolery to him. lol
where-as my knowledge is specific to computers, and i couldnt tell you the first
thing about putting together a vehicle. just not my forte.
and i know you london, you're going to be a friendly ghost. lol you're like casper.
i have plenty of empty chairs in my house, so theres plenty of room for you to sit. lol
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and... you dont know what wicked is, until you saw how my dad used to wake us up. lol
